Take the Death Test!

Sealemon88 · October 12, 1999, 9:28pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 17, 2047
at the age of 77 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (25%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

Auto Fellatio? How drunk am I gonna be at 77?

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

Coldfire · October 12, 1999, 11:12pm

Uh.

46 years old, 2019. Thanks for making my day. I’m going to bed now - I’ve only got 20 years left and I wanna make a head start in the morning…

Coldfire

“You know how complex women are”

Neil Peart, Rush (1993)

Boris_B · October 12, 1999, 11:23pm

October 15, 1999
at the age of 19 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (41%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Suicide (5%)

I admitted to them that I’m a four-foot 200-pound 19-year-old girl who has had 37 sex partners (36 unprotected) and who consumes chewing gum constantly and has had leprosy. I also noted that I have a family history of illiteracy.

WallyM7 · October 12, 1999, 11:32pm

You didn’t have to tell them everything, Boris. You could have lied a little.

::I just know I’m going to pay for this crack someday::

Kat · October 13, 1999, 4:02am

June 5, 2046
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Suicide (11%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

“The secret of life is, there ain’t no secret, and you don’t get your money back.”

AHunter3 · October 13, 1999, 4:07am

You can expect to die on:

October 16, 2069
at the age of 110 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:

                Cancer (26%)
            Heart Attack (17%)
           Suicide (14%)
         Alien Abduction (8%)
        Confusion (7%)
        Auto-Fellatio (6%)

I was kind of hoping to get shot by a jealous husband or something…

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MrKnowItAll · October 13, 1999, 5:30am

Wow! 66? Really? Better than I expected!

“It is impossible to experience one’s own death objectively and still carry a tune.” – Woody Allen from Getting Even

Boris_B · October 13, 1999, 6:04am

I did lie! I didn’t mention my family history of poor penmanship. I just hope the next three days are really great.

Omniscient · October 13, 1999, 6:26am

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
April 10, 2049 at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (15%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Horrible Accident (14%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Homicide (7%)

Momotaro · October 13, 1999, 12:31pm

LONELINESS!!! That’s not funny. I think I need to see a shrink.

TheDoll · October 13, 1999, 12:56pm

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

January 10, 2039

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Interesting.

Glitch · October 13, 1999, 1:25pm

According to the death test I will be dead at 87. Seems unlikely, but I’ll take it.

Supposedly, I’ll be killed by heart attack, but personally I have always known that it will be from some white belt who gets a lucky hit (perhaps causing a heart attack).

I would copy and paste but I already closed the window (see sig line below for explanation of why I did something so dumb).

What more could you expect from somebody who lets people kick him to the head?

system · October 13, 1999, 2:15pm

Sept.8,2035 from probably cancer.Why not the 9th?

Louie · October 14, 1999, 12:17am

I’m going to die on August 3, 2051 at the age of 69 years old. 23 days before my 70th birthday.

On that date you will most likely die from:

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Contagious Disease (31%)

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Cancer (16%)

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Heart Attack (15%)

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Alien Abduction (6%)
A contagious disease? Well, looks like I’ll stay home for the rest of my life.

People die from alien abduction??? Since when?

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Fun with HTML (tutoral)
Give someone an F.U.

RTA · October 14, 1999, 12:46am

January 26, 2043
at the age of 73 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Hey … does this affect my insurance rates?

the_first_supraliminal · October 14, 1999, 1:50am

July 27, 2039. I’ll die of a heart attack at age 69.

When you gotta go, you gotta go…

There’s always another beer.

heatherlee · October 14, 1999, 2:16am

well brian atleast I think youll live longer then me… or we will die around the same time Im a goner at 57 mostly from cancer and alien abduction

Shadowfox · October 14, 1999, 4:46am

I wonder which question you had to answer “yes” to in order to get this choice. I didn’t get this, so I guess I’m must not be doing something right

I had my hubby take the test and according to it, he’s going to die 7 years before me. Makes me wonder about that 5% chance of dying from loneliness that I got.

Shadowfox
“Most people would succeed in small things, if they were not troubled with
great ambitions.”

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (1807-1882)

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Take the Death Test!

46 years old, 2019. Thanks for making my day. I’m going to bed now - I’ve only got 20 years left and I wanna make a head start in the morning…

Wow! 66? Really? Better than I expected!

I had my hubby take the test and according to it, he’s going to die 7 years before me. Makes me wonder about that 5% chance of dying from loneliness that I got.

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