I have matched the national average.
I’m shocked! How can I be average. Average!
I’ve never been average at anything. (I avoid anything I can’t excell at 
)
36% bastard here. No wonder I never had any girlfriends.
"Please, there’s something important I have to tell you… there’s something people have been saying…
“It involves you and all those inmates.”
The results are in! You are 69% slutty which technically makes you a slut. The worldwide average is only 46%.
you’re sluttier than 90% of the world.
you’re cleaner than 10% of the world.
267 women agreed with you, and chose “Dean Cain” as the best sex option of all time.
I’m not sure how to feel about these results. Proud, or embarrassed…
So I’m decidedly average, and yet still a freak.
The results are in! You are
47% slutty
which technically makes you a slut.
The worldwide average is only 46%.
Based on the 310,302 test takers so far:
you’re sluttier than 54% of the world.
you’re cleaner than 44% of the world
FACT
43 women agreed with you, and chose “Joaquin Phoenix” as the best sex option of all time.
FACT
So far, the most popular place to lick lubricated men is below the right nipple.
THE NUMBER ONE THING THE AVERAGE WOMAN DISLIKES ABOUT HER OWN LOOKS
–her face–
That’s interesting. I am above average by one percent. Oh well.
70% slut, sluttier that 91% of the world. But then you all knew that, didn’t you? 
89 women agreed with me that Gabriel Byrne would the best sex option of all time.
35% slut here. Decidedly below average.
Any ladies interested in helping raise my score?
29%!
No slut here, and 2, count em, 2 other women chose Joey Ramone!
Falcon, we have to work on your score.
You can do better than that.
Here let me help you.
[rest censored due to young eyes]
Viper
viper! how ya been?
formerely orangecakes
I came in at 65% slut, though I lose a few points by nature of gender… had to answer the questions about men honestly… and on licking the guy I picked a corner away from his body.
But… 32 women agreed with me about Antonio Banderes…
I can’t believe that women are so cliche and pick Brad Pitt.
42% slutty…
not bad considering that I’m really pretty shy.
Falcon said:
“FACT
829 women agreed with you, and chose “Val Kilmer” as the best sex option of all time.”
Hells yeah! Dude is a relative of mine, though I’ve never been able to parlay that into sex.
Well, gang, I dunno if I should be embarrassed or pleased…
13% Slut :o
Sigh…
You want to have sex with your relative. I mean Val is good looking and all, but having sex with your relative is just disgusting.
Vanilla/Orange - I am fine. How are things with you? BTW, I like vanilla better than orange. Hope all is well.
Viper
How can the average be 46%? Where are they getting these numbers? I would think you would get more of a bell curve, with exactly 50% being the average . . . Hmmmmmm.
Am I being too nerdy about this?
Revealing my lack of a true slut nature?
ponders her possible slut-nature deficiency
I am 60% slutty! I’m sluttier than 79% of the world! Yea!
Uh oh…I think my ranking as SDMB Strumpet may be in danger. Only ranked 45%. I had such high hopes! If I’m gonna keep this title I’m going to need some help. Any takers?
struuter
The results are in! You are
27% slutty
which is actually less than the average, 46%.
Based on the 308,059 test takers so far:
you’re sluttier than 17% of the world.
you’re cleaner than 82% of the world.