TAKE Your Hands Off That Girl!--says God

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

And, apparently, in no uncertain terms…

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Either she’ll think he’s Thor God of Thunder, or they’ll never have sex again.

[Eilsel]

I guess the rubber sheets didn’t help

[AngelicGemma]

*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor *
**or they’ll never have sex again. **

Not in THAT bed anyway!

[Captain_Blunty]

The sex would have been electric!

(crickets chirping)

[Shodan]

Idar Roenningen and companion Charlotte Amundsen, both 28, were kept awake by thunder late Friday night at their country home… So, Roenningen unplugged some appliances.

Anyone want to guess what the appliances were?

“Ve von’t need dem tonight, honey - I’ve got a big surprise for you!”

Regards,
Shodan

[AskNott]

“I svear, dollink! If I ever boinked anybody else vhile I vas your guy, may God strike m…” :eek:

[ace22]

Their 5-year-old son, Jonathan, normally liked to sneak into bed with the couple, but he was away for a holiday break.

And this would have been a very effective deterrent against such behavior!

[TeaRoses]

Their 5-year-old son, Jonathan, normally liked to sneak into bed with the couple, but he was away for a holiday break.

I was thinking more like “One night without the kid and this has to happen; these poor people are never going to get any.”

[rocking_chair]

this is why i have a wood futon bed. i had to get rid of the iron day bed. i couldn’t sleep in it during a storm. headlines are for other people, not me!