Truly, the pantheon has opened its narrow ranks to welcome a worthy newcomer, the Tales of the Sweaty, Feculent Herd.
Instead of being a transportation engineer - I’ll be addressed as Farmer from now on! Just be glad you didn’t have to take Transportation Planning classes. Also known as Shepherding. 
HEEEEE!!! Classic!
MOO!
“Loins” never fails to make me giggle. I think perhaps the next time I say “excuse me” and intend the other meaning, I’ll actually say it the other way. Ah, if only I had Buffy’s Mr. Pointy!
I laughed, I cried, I read this:
I frowned, I substituted the word “Moses” for “Jesus”, I smiled, I laughed again, I copied the link into an email and sent it to my fellow London commuters…
Superb!!!
Grim
I’m almost positive Jesus did something on a Mount. Maybe it wasn’t in Israel though. Maybe it was France.
(Dante wanders off to read Matthew again…)
Yeah, I dreamed about that once … wouldn’t that be great?
Not that I would use such powers unwisely, no sir.
Nice story.
Masterfully done, Signore.
The Muses have smiled upon thee!
How do I subscribe to get a notification next time Dante posts in the pit? After this and the Insurance one - I don’t want to miss any 
Absolutely. I’m honoured to join the ranks.