http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/03/18/passionate.dispute.ap/index.html
Seems this couple got into a biblical dispute on their way out of a screening of The Passion of the Christ. Sounds like a crucifixion may have been attempted.
Gimme that old time religion, gimme that old time religion…
This was my favorite line:
It would appear that Movieoke is really catchin’ on.
If a loving couple can’t beat the crap out of each other over a disagreement on a meaningless theological point, then the terrorists have already won.
Wow, maybe the folks who claim that violence in films leads to violent behavior in society were right after all. 
Considering that people used to get burned at the stake over this very same argument, I suppose this counts as a sort of progress.
Yes, like when I watched E.T., I walked away wanting to kill ET.
Comig soon to Fox Sundays-- I Married A Hand-Stabber!
What the heck is a hand stabber, anyway? This has been bugging me for ages.
Just out of curiosity, are you an REM fan Kalhoun?