Talking to Chef Troy!

[Chef_Troy]

*Originally posted by BurnMeUp *
**Cheffy didn’t use his Barry White meets Sean Connery voice on ME when WE had dinner pout **

BMU, I was going to… but you kept subtly working your heterosexuality into the conversation. (BurnMeUp is a man, for those of you playing at home.)

Chef: “Say, this is pretty good salsa.”
Burn: “Yep, it’s just as hot and spicy as the women that are all I’m attracted to.”

Chef: “Ready to wrap your lips around another long-neck?”
Burn: “See if they can serve it in a shallow oval dish so I can lap at it.”

Chef: “I think that beer sign is crooked.”
Burn: “No, it’s straight - but not as straight as me.”

Chef: “Whoo, that was a good meal. Ready for me to take you back to your hotel?”
Burn: “Yeah, just take me straight back. Down this straight road. Then I’ll see you on the Straight Dope. Speaking of things that are straight…”

I can only assume that he was wildly attracted to me but afraid of such foreign desires. grin

Hey Burn, it was awful nice of you to invite me up to your hotel room when we got back, even if I DIDN’T score. Say, when are you coming to town again?

[Chef_Troy]

Oh yeah, and where have you been all this time?