Oh, ladies of the Straight Dope!
If you ever get the chance to hear that man on the phone by all means do so.
He has got one of those voices that just does something for ya’ if you get my drift.
Even in a day to day hows the wife/husband/heathens type of conversation. I can only dare to imagine what damage his voice could do to me if the conversation were filled with sexual inuendos.
Mrs. Chef is a very lucky lady I’ll tell ya’. She found her self a wonderful man that knows how to cook, isn’t afraid of doing a few chores, buys her tickets to concerts and hides the clues in a poem. And that voice!
Girls, girls, girls…do you really think it’s necessary to feed this man’s ego?
Just because he speaks with a rolling, radio-ready baritone and modulates his tones to lick across your tympani like a velvet-wrapped mallet doesn’t mean your should post about it publicly, letting everyone know how fully his rich, honeyed tones have sucked you in.
sigh
I remember when Chef Troy used to talk to me. Well, granted I was never one of the lucky ones who actually heard his voice, but I was happy with ICQ, maybe an occasional email. sigh
I think this feature is common among big guys. I’ve gotten lots of compliments on my voice in the past myself, and like Chef Troy I’m quite a bit bigger than average. Even if your voice is not deep (mine is not) your voice will have a certain resonance if you are tall and thick-chested.
Ha ! I have all of you beat ! I have seen the man right after he woke up one morning. And he’s dreamy even then, with his hair tussled. In fact I woke him up ! And later I talked to him from my motel room.
(Never mind the fact that both of our spouses were present, that is not the point !)
Mistress Ayesha, you have just taken a step above Grace in my green with envy book.
You lucky ladies have not only heard him but been in the same breathing space!
Chefie, you do realise that now I am going to have to start mugging people for pennies now don’t you?
Make it a Sunday and you’re on. I don’t have Friday afternoons anymore. I only get those during the summer. A shame too. I really enjoyed my Friday afternoons.
inserts just a touch of Connery-esque growl into voice
Aah, darling. Never would I ignore you… I was just trying to figure out how to come on to you without your husband and my wife realizing what was going on.
Why don’t you step into the kitchen and keep me company while I wash dishes? THAT ought to keep everyone away - they’re allergic to chores…
: That’s ok Chef, no really it’s ok. I I I’ll get over you speaking to the rest of the harem without one word for poor lil Aye. :