yea, I suspect as much or the “she feighted and I needed to revive her” or "we were involved in a local theatrical production of CLockwork ORange or something like that.
or intentionally posting a comment w/the intent to rile folks up, aka “trolling”
The Flying Dutchman, have you ever considered growing or adopting a spine? Your pittings are 85% “please don’t think I’m a bad person, really, I love you, OK, really, I don’t hate you, I’m really nice” and 15% oddball interrogation. If you’re going to Pit someone, pit 'em. Quit doing all this sweet dancing and sobbing and apologizing. And find less ridiculous things to pit people about, while you’re at it.
I can’t see why you thought this was really relevant, but it’s awfully sefless of you to admit it. You’re still a coward and a jackass for doing it, and I’m not afraid to say I don’t have any respect for you.
What, you gave her one of those friendly, loving slaps? Were you imitating the Three Stooges in an improv comedy show?
Miller, thankyou. I must remember to keep that in mind for the future. What I’m curious about though is your future options if you so choose to vilify me as a result of one of my posts in future that clearly displeases you. There is nothing lower than idiocy on the intelligence scale that I’m aware of.
This is strange to me. I mean, you clearly recognize that it is an analogy, but then you say you wouldn’t think of slapping someone, as if that is something I accused you of. To clarify: If I say “you’re doing X is like Y”, that doesn’t mean I’m accusing you of doing Y. What I’m finding strange is that while you can identify it as an analogy, you don’t seem to know what an analogy is.
Ha! 
If we all see this same analogy, then . . . the Board should close the forum down? That’s your take away? How about, if we all see the same analogy – not that I don’t know that we all do, but say we did – then you should reevaluate your proposition that anyone should find it a mark of “respect” to be Pitted.
I’m forced to infer you are either (a) and idiot or (b) a liar, because you said both “I wouldn’t think for one split second of slapping anyone” and then “on more than one occasion I have slapped my wife.” These are contradictory statements that you either posted intentionally (a lie) or unintentionally (you somehow don’t know what you’re talking about from one minute to the next).
Calling you an idiot doesn’t “vilify” you, as being an idiot isn’t a villainous trait. It’s simply insulting.
It wasn’t just one post that made me call you an idiot. It was all of them, in every thread you’ve ever participated in.
The number of things you are unaware of clearly does not end with “synonyms for stupid.”
Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that’s my policy.
It was Shakespeare in the Park! They were performing Julius Caeser!
It’s Same Peckipah’s Julius Ceasar!
darlin, I’ve read this statement over and over and over and over again , and I can’t seem to make any logical sense of it. You claim I recognize your anology as an anology( I agree though I do think it is a stupid anology), yet you seem to suspect that I don’t know an anology when I see it. I really hope you don’t lose any sleep over this conundrum of your own making.
By the way, I’m developing this fantasy where I slap a particular female doper’s buttocks, but in this case I decided not to start a new thread about it.
Yeah, see that’s what I found strange, too. Because the analogy was this: Pitting is to respect, as slapping is to love. You (apparently) don’t think the analogy is an incorrect one, you just wanted it known that you “would never for one second slap anyone” – you were taking issue, IOW, with the wrong half of the analogy, the half that didn’t apply to you. Which indicates that while you can recognize an analogy when you see one, you don’t really actually know how one works. Which is strang, y’know?
Way to skip right over the most relevant part of my post, though, which is the inherent dishonesty/idiocy of posting both “I wouldn’t dream of slapping anyone” and “I slap my wife.”
Oh, the most relevant part of your post. Sort of passed by me.
My wife is not just anyone.
** Jodi** I may be losing it after all. I thought the term darlin was in your location field but it suddenly disappeared. If I was dreaming about that, please disregard that salutation as it now appears inappropriateto me.
Let’s review. This is what you said: “I wouldn’t think for one split second of slapping anybody.” Even if we were to allow your cutesy word evasion – my wife is not just anyone! – you didn’t say “I wouldn’t slap just anyone,” you said “I wouldn’t think for one split second of slapping anybody.”
Rather than attempting to reconcile your two clearly irreconciliable statements, perhaps you’d like to just continue shoveling semantic bullshit? If so, let me suggest “I just said I wouldn’t think about slapping anyone, but I don’t think before I slap people, I just slap them.” :rolleyes:
It was in my location. I didn’t like your use of it, but realized I had no cause to object, so I took it out.
Fuckwit.
You eat stupid food for breakfast.
I think he dehomed it.
Apparently, his wife isn’t anybody.
Okaaaaaaaaaaaay ? and you’re from Wales? Hey bud, you’ve really let down the literary and poetic reputation that your countrymen have spent centuries to earn and develop.
I promise not to use it again if you wish to put it back.
I very nearly missed this post
Pit Bulls. A beautiful strong courageous breed. If they weren’t so dangerous and require so much attention I’d love to have one.
Rabbi Elazar Bogomilski.I respected his efforts on behalf of what he stood for. Doesn’t mean a like what he did.
Silvestre Reyes. I respect any person who has managed such high office as he has even though I might not agree with his politics. I took the opportunity to present a remarkable faux pas on his part, but i still don’t think he really is an idiot.
The Dopes Who Break GD Rules. I just don’t remenber that pitting.
Now try and find a cite where I started a pit thread of an unaccomplished idiot.