Lovely event in the city of Jilin. I cannot even begin to imagine the scene XD XD
Oops. Just imagine that moment of horror for ol’ Yuan when he got the phone call…
What do chopsticks have to do with sex?
Beef and broccoli, dude.
So now the Chinese know what they’ve been missing out on.
China will never be the same.
If there’s one thing the Chinese have NOT been missing out on, it’s reproduction.
So they were jackin’ in Jilin?
Sorry, sorry!
I’ll bet this guy is so fucked he could star in his own porn movie.
Let me help with that:
Doorbell rings.
Female opens it wearing just a (short) towel.
Male is standing there holding a 1)take-out container or 2)tool box directly in front of him, just below the waist. He states, 1)“You order egg roll” or 2)“Plumber”
She steps back, he comes in.
Miraculously, despite her not going near the stereo or having a remote in her hand the music starts playing, Boom-chicka-wow-wow…
What does it say about me that I’m actually familiar with the movie in question?
You’re very cosmopolitan?
What until the RIAA get done with him.
In certain areas, at least.
*I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The plum with the yum’s in the vase with the face; the malice from the phallus has the view that is true! Right? *
One of us is doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=lieu]
*I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The plum with the yum’s in the vase with the face; the malice from the phallus has the view that is true! Right? *
[/QUOTE]
They broke the vase with the face!
He fixes her cable?
More like HD-XXXXXX-PRC.
Police: “What did you do with the disc?”
Yuan: “I, uh, threw it out the window. Yeah, that’s what I did! It’s certainly not anywhere among my personal possessions.”
In the US that’d be an issue. In China, they’re making bootleg copies right now to sell to tourists.
A summer intern for the ad company has identified the employees responsible as Wan Qin, Fuk Fo Pei, and Bang Yu Long.