God I love The Onion!
The Headline:
**Thousands Of Cheering Americans Packed Into Park For Ted Cruz Concession Speech **
On the Ted Cruz campaign, one could say “we are all New Yorkers”. He is hated with hateful hatred.
He got The Post AS The Daily News…
Can Fiorina lose a third time? :eek:
(I don’t expect the above speculation to actually happen, but worst things have happened.)
Well, not quite. And he seems realistic as to the unlikelihood of things going his way between now and the convention.
Scrinch up your face and pray real hard.
You shouldn’t mock Ted Cruz like that. HE’S WATCHING.
Really? What an opportunity! As the Amish say, fuck thee, Ted Cruz, and the horse upon in which you rode! You are the brown acid of American politics.
The Mrs. likens Ted’s failed campaign to the long-term efforts of abolitionism: Heidi Cruz compares husband Ted's campaign struggles to fight to end slavery
Just… wow.
Where did she get the "25 years " from? More like 250 years.
She hired Palin as a fact-checker.
At lest shed didn’t say 12 years. Hey, I saw the movie!!!
How do we make this make any kind of sense at all?
It may take us 25 years to overthrow the liberals keeping us as slaves?
It may take 25 years to get us past our slavery to Ted Cruz presidential campaigns?
Yeah, even ignoring the weird specificity of 25 years, I’m not sure what she’s trying to say here.
“I know nothing about abolitionism and have no sense of historic proportionality,” I think.
I think she’s trying to say that he’s not done running. See y’all in '20!!
We don’t have TrustTed to kick around anymore, but I thought this website was pretty funny: http://www.tedcruzforhumanpresident.com/
That’s some funny shit…but I would’ve done it as Trump’s hair(piece?). 
I get that this one is dead, but, really, this is the best thread in which to post this video.
Here is the culmination of the Ted Cruz for President campaign:
https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/784036216660295680
(Video embedded in tweet. Please watch video.)