Heh. Ted Haggart’s church is “The Gayest Place on Earth” according to this article in our alternative weekly.
Oooo, maybe that’s it! Maybe she was being “willful” and that’s what gave Haggard teh gay! Huh, maybe feminism does cause homosexuality… :rolleyes:
Well, yeah, but does she put out? I mean, if having an attractive wife flouncing around the house but refusing to submit to your God-given manly urges doesn’t drive a man to gay sex, I don’t know what would.
I think she needs to order a copy of Bend Over Boyfriend, a strap-on, and if he asks nice, a tube of lube.
“Come on, honey, it’s time to save you from sin with masculine love again! Put that ball-gag in so I don’t have to hear you bitching and whining this time. You know it’s the only way you’re going to be strong enough to lead this family! Driscoll wants at least 20 minutes on the tape this time, so be strong for Jesus.”
OK, anybody know what Driscoll’s wife looks like? Is he speaking from experience?
They’ve had 5 kids - so she has to have put out at SOME point.
To somebody.
Well sure. That which is forbidden is always more fun. That’s why they hate it so much. If they didn’t hate it they couldn’t enjoy it.
Um…
OK, that kind of made sense. I need to go lie down.
Snort!
Looking at those pictures, I have no trouble labelling her quite attractive.
“She made me do it” is the worst excuse in the book. Christianity will always find a way to blame the woman. And people wonder why I’m not a Chrstian.
Best laugh all day.
Oh, holy Christmas. You guys really have to read that article right now, especially you queens - I just about busted a gut. This all sounds like what would happen if I designed a church, or at least that church-themed nightclub/sauna complex I’m always talking about called Ahh-men!
Queen, please!
Why can’t you believe it? It’s all quite Biblical and started with Adam.
When God asked him how come he knew he was naked and what the hell was going on Adam answered, “It was the woman …”
Once the bible-thumpers “correct” his wrongs through the tough-love bootcamp brainwashing sessions, he’ll go back to fantasizing about men while he does his wife. All will be well in the world.
Ya know, over in Great Debates there’s a thread about “Is Christianity feminizing?” and in conjunction with this thread you have to wonder … what the hell … is going on in some of those churches…
I’d hit it.
LOL… That place sounds FABULOUS! Sort of what I’m going for in my living room, but on a much larger scale… (OK, maybe not, but girlfriends, you got it going on!)
Shame about the religion though… Mary, you shoulda stopped at the naked black guy… the whole place is just too camp now… 
Has it struck anyone as ironic that her name is ‘Gayle’?
Adult sarcastic comment:
******************I guess she should have dressed up like a guy! :rolleyes:
Juvenile sarcastic comment:
I guess she should have taken it up the ass like a guy! :dubious: