The local defense contractor was involved in a nuclear exchange?
Hot damn, Ted was right all along!
OK, Defcon 3 I suppose, if you want to get that precise.
He can’t tolerate competition?
Maybe when the Nuge was prognosticating in front of his crystal Rocky Mountain elk skull he saw the number 9/11 and immediately thought it meant September 11. Little did he know his Rocky Mountain elk skull is in fact a *Eurasian *elk, which, as everyone knows, uses the European style of writing dates, which means the 9/11 in his vision actually references the ninth day of November.
Dumbass.
I’m sure we’ll hear him thank Obama for preventing this “certain” attack.
Didn’t happen . . . at least in this time zone.
That was Kristallnacht–in 1938. He’s prophesying in the wrong direction!
Well its now 11:45pm PST September 11th.
What’s next Teddy, flying monkeys?
Tacom.
If I can’t depend on Uncle Ted, who can I turn to? Life has no meaning!
This is the guy who wanted to buy out Muzak so he could destroy it. Talk about mindless intolerance.