(those are random letters. i can’t help it if those random letters just happen to form an actual word.)
EWAERVTEZH
Eventually women are erotically reciprocal: virginity’s temporary. Eroticism’s zealously hedonistic.
T S T I W I S A W M
To see this invention without instant succes advances worldly manifestos
Don’t ask. It works.
A S D F G H J K L P
Look familiar?
A S D F G H J K L P
Another simpleton destined for good hazing - jailed kook loved Pegasus
R K E B J O D W C H
R K E B J O D W C H
Radial keratatomy easily beats jabbing one’s dick with cruel harpoons.
Next!
ETOAINSHRD
even tories often ask if nixon should have resisted drugs
AHGIKLNMOP
Angry Hags Group In Knitting, Lancing, Necrophile Monthly Orgy Probe
g t e l s a m r e a
g t e l s a m r e a
Great thoughts emerge lethargically, since Annie mutilated Reginald’s ear area.
KENAYGODHG
KENAYGODHG
Karma’s Enthusiastically Neutral. All Your Good Opportunities Develop Harmful Gradiants.
H Y E H S W M T O W A
p.s. nice They Might Be Giants reference. Half this thread could be catagorised as similair to their lyrics…
Have You Ever Had Sex With More Than One Woman Attatime?
ONSZEAYLGM
Oh! Now she’s ziggzagging endlessly aroud your lovely garden! Man!
P W M E C T L M R S
Please wear my elven clothes, then lick my rump softly
I E A L C Y B V Q G
I E A L C Y B V Q G
“Irene, eaten alone, lard can yield bad veins” quipped George.
J R T B O A P W L C
Jennifer ran ten blocks over and played with leftist counter-insurgents.
KALRTJATYF
Keep All Leftover Ribs That Just Ate The Yogurt Fat
W O B Q E P B V S I
WOBQEPBVSI
Would Oliver Basque quit exploding potato beetles? Very sick, indeed!
VPCLLUWOGA
panama jack
At least I didn’t say pregnant bunnies.
VPCLLUWOGA
Vice Princial Considers Leaving Lockers Under Watch, Oppressing Gay Athletes.
ESPERANTON
E S P E R A N T O N
exceptionally stupid people, especially repressed assholes, never think others need.
J J M M W G D P T G
J J M M W G D P T G
Jaded jurors morosely mull witness’s griping, defusing plaintiff’s true goals.
H A W K I N G P H D