Hypotheses Astrophysical Witness Kleptos Immense:
Nefarious Garbage Piles Horrendously Dense
N E S S F F T T O Z
N E S S F F T T O Z
Nocturnal events spare SDMB from fate too terrible of… zymurgy. Fuck.
G O I N G T O B E D
GOINGTOBED
Guys Ordinarily Indicate Needs. Girls? Terribly Obsessive But Excessively Disphonetic.
PEJNSTSLWP
P E J N S T S L W R
Penis’s Erectile Joy Never Stoops To Slipping Ladies Wrong Place
J E N K I N S F A N ( a clue, it ends: ‘Fundies Are Nuts’)
Penis envy just not subsiding. Tried strap-on. Lover was pissed.
H A Y Y C T G I L P
Just encouraging new kid’s interesting neologism, so: Fundies Are Nuts 
WASMFICBTA
W A S M F I C B T A
What A Smart M***** F*****.It’s Certainly Better Than A…
Z A T Q B T O A V
WASMFICBTA
Why Are Sugar Mommas Forgetting I’m Capable By Training Alone
H A Y Y C T G I L P
Have All You Yanks Cought Those Genuinely Interesting Liver Penises?
::whew::
S O U L S L I N G S
Signing Off. Until Later, Soulsling. London Is Now Going Sleep.
H A I R Y V E S T
applauds London Calling
Cheers, dpr. See ya later.
H A I R Y V E S T
Hey! Aren’t I really young, virginal, even sexy? Terrific!
Q M P C U E M P B T
Quick! My post count under-endowed, must post boring threads!
I T I M B Y C H T M
If That Is My Beer, You Can Have The Margarita.
I M L D B I N D
If my lips don’t burn, I not done.
H M T K I T I P M P
Hey, My Tabby Kitten Isn’t Too Interesting. Pet My Pirhana.
Y U G L O W T F N S
Your Underwear Gets Libidiniously Obstructive When The Fingers Necessitate Sex
I L T M L T T W A O
I like to make love to twenty women at once …
(two would have been obvious … I like to think I am original)
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