Uncle! What a card! How could I forget about you, you cute thing? So, you’re the one who built this crappy-ass non-adjustable cubicle of mine. You know I have to sit on a phone book just to reach the keyboard?
tubagirl: Not like Simpsons? Who’s brainwashed you?
Fletch–Love your body, Larry! (Great name!)
Manny, so glad to hear from you! Like your sign.
Ad Noctum is your birthday 6/20? Mine is but I show NO signs of being a Cancer. All Gemnii here!
adam yax- hi, nicetameetcha! How could I forget Apu? Thank you, come again.
Jack Batty Aaargh! And Comic Book Guy too. You know, Jack, your job sounds an awful lot like my job.
Rick Q: Glad to have you aboard! I’m witcha on the diet Coke.
Mblackwell, good point about UFO’s.
Guinastasia, you’re not still wearing the lion tail, are you?
Tripler–sorry, you only got 7 out of 15 correct. You might want to spend some quality time getting to know yourself. 
Mega! Ooh, another one I’ve been pondering. Thanky doodle for stopping in! ::: musty cabin feet…blecch… :::
MysterEcks…ah, yes. The only slightly less well known “Burbon Kool-aid”–Keeps Kids Quiet!
robinh: Just start watching Simpsons and you’ll be right back in step! 
sandyr…you know, I think you’re the first person to say their feet actually smell like feet.
Catrandom–ooh, I tried so hard to find some spelling or punctuation error in your post! I guess you really are good at your job!
Shadowfox, maybe you should buy some socks.
Techie! You’re in my neck of the woods…or shoulder, anyway. Move here! Oh, and start watching Simpsons.
sublight…ahh, the “Safety Dance”…those were the golden years of dancing medieval midgets.
Jimmy Nipples! The man of the hour! So glad to see you! Um, no, I don’t have a spare $1500…
::: interest fading, fading… :::
Really, thanks all you guys for answering. Got some really funny ones, there!
What’s your sign? Sagitarrius (sp?). I don’t even know what that means.
How old are you? 33 and well past the prime of my life, thank you.
What do you do for a living? Business management stuff for a childrens publisher. Oh, and occasionally posting to a certain message board on company time.
What do your feet smell like? Daisies in springtime.
Spouse, kids? One spouse and three kiddies, ages 1-5.
What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Black Cherry. Mmmm.
Where do you live? A sleepy little town just outside Madison, WI.
What’s your take on fabric softner? I’m not into it personally, but different strokes for different folks, you know. Some of my best friends use it. Honest.
Tap water of filtered? Water? Oh, yeah…that stuff they use to make beer and soda with. I’ve tried it once or twice.
Coke or Pepsi? Dr. Pepper, please. No way I’m being dragged into that cola war. Nosiree.
Siblings? Two brothers and one sister.
Favorite Simpsons character? Mr. Burns all the way.
UFO’s: real or not? Not. No, wait. Real. No…sorry, all the repeated probings have left me somewhat confused.
Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? Third arm. Then I could drink my coffee and shift gears at the same time.
What color is your hair? Dark brown, almost black. With a smattering of grey around the temples for that sophisticated, distinguished look.
- What’s your sign? (Cancer)
- How old are you? (29 years, 16 months)
- What do you do for a living? (Engineering and CAE software support (training, tech support, and sales support))
- What do your feet smell like? (Lilacs)
- Spouse, kids? (No. I’m too young for that “marriage and kids” stuff.)
- What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? (Orange. There is no other.)
- Where do you live? (A corner in Gilbert, Arizona. I’m such a fine sight to see.)
- What’s your take on fabric softner? (Just dryer sheets. I have a bottle of Downy on the shelf but I don’t use it. I don’t know why this is.)
- Tap water of filtered? (This is Gilbert, AZ. So of course I get my water from the reverse osmosis/filtering machines they have outside of grocery stores.)
- Coke or Pepsi? (A Coke product - Sprite. Also, Minute Maid orange soda goes really well with Captain Morgan.)
- Siblings? (1 “little” sister. She’ll be 27 next month and have two kids by then.)
- Favorite Simpsons character? (Toss-up between the comic book store owner and Barney. Ron Howard is also a good one. I’ve heard he’s based on a real-life person.)
- UFO’s: real or not? (Intelligent life on other planets? Maybe. Do they have the technology to come visit us? Naaahhhh.)
- Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? (I have enough trouble going to sleep with two arms, especially on camping trips. I’ll go with a tail.)
- What color is your hair? (Chestnut brown. The kind of brown that kind of shows red highlights when I’m out in the bright sun. My beard is red. If I grow one, I look like a leprechaun, with brown hair.)
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[li]What’s your sign? Aries[/li][li]How old are you? In this lifetime? Rabbit[/li][li]What do you do for a living? Clerical work (answer phones, type, copy, file, organize the book and slide library) for a large environmental organization[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? Nothing you’d want to experience 
[/li][li]Spouse, kids? Roommate/committed significant other; no kids, but a cat (HyperKitty) and a cockatiel (Zeus)[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Mountain Berry[/li][li]Where do you live? Central Florida, down the street from RatWorld, er Disney[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? Liquid in the last rinse (but fabric sheets are cheap air fresheners for the car, and can put a great shine on my shoes in a pinch[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? Tap[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? RC Cola or Jolt, or a nice Chardonnay (Merlot if I’m in a mellow mood)[/li][li]Siblings? Sister (I’m the elder)[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? I do not watch the Simpsons - too busy doing volunteer work at the theatre or transporting injured wild animals[/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? Not (but I’ve dated some people who were out of this world {in many different interpretations of that statement})[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? Tail - but it depends - short vertebratal tail with long hair (like a horse), or long vertebratal tail (like a cat)?[/li][li]What color is your hair? This time? Kinda sorta brownish with lots of red highlights (back to natural color - I was REALLY bored one weekend and double-processed my hair blonde; let’s just say blonde ain’t my color[/li][/ul]
- What’s your sign? Virgo/Metal Dog.
- How old are you? 30.
- What do you do for a living? Network Engineer, for the government. Working for the government blows. The only thing that makes it marginally tolerable is that these are not my tax dollars being wasted. (Sorry, it’s been a long day.)
- What do your feet smell like? Right now, I expect they smell like leather and socks.
- Spouse, kids? Yes - 1 spouse, 1 1/2 kids (one is only with us on weekends).
- What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Yuck.
- Where do you live? Southwestern Ontario, but I spend my workdays in Detroit, MI.
- What’s your take on fabric softner? Dryer sheets.
- Tap water of filtered? Brita filtered.
- Coke or Pepsi? Diet Coke. It’s running through my veins, with a small amount of blood mixed in.
- Siblings? One 32 year old brother, one 18 year old sister.
- Favorite Simpsons character? It’s been quite a while since I watched, but I used to like all of the guest stars.
- UFO’s: real or not? Since a UFO is anything in the sky that we don’t know what it is - yes, they’re real. Alien life - I expect it’s out there somewhere. In fact, that would explain many of my co-workers…
- Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? Remembering the Dilbert cartoon with the monkey using the mouse, I’ll take the tail. Where in the heck would I put a third arm, anyway? I have enough trouble finding bras I like now.
- What color is your hair? Not as blonde as it used to be, but I insist on calling it blonde. My mom says it’s still blonde.
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Ad Noctum is your birthday 6/20? Mine is but I show NO signs of being a Cancer. All Gemnii here!
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June 21st, only off one day
I am somewhat cancerous, but most days benign…
I mean… sometimes I act like a cancer, others I act Gemeni
1.What’s your sign? Capricon (Don’t believe any of it, but that’s very Capricon some people say :rolleyes:
2.How old are you? 29
3.What do you do for a living? Get people to press buttons.
4.What do your feet smell like? My shoes.
5.Spouse, kids? Nope
6.What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Don’t think I’ve ever drank it but I’d say orange.
7.Where do you live? In a rented house in Dublin, Ireland.
8.What’s your take on fabric softner? Don’t know if the laundry put it in.
9.Tap water of filtered? Irish tap water is good if the pipes are clean.
10.Coke or Pepsi? Coke
11.Siblings? 1 Sister a year younger.
12.Favorite Simpsons character? Homer
13.UFO’s: real or not? Real, there are things that have not been identified.
14.Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? A tail, I could use it as a whip
15.What color is your hair? Black, going grey around temples.
Thanks for playing!