Tell me about Jimmy Nipples...or yourself!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Jimmy Nipples is one of those posters who I am really intrigued by. I love to read his posts and find him quite entertaining, but somehow, I always feel like I just want to know more…same thing goes for a lot of the other posters here…Ukelele Ike…Milo…Zette…Falcon… and the list goes on.

I propose that we all try to get to know each other just a little better.
So, Jimmy, everybody else…Gimme the juice on you!

You can start with the following:
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[LIST=1]
[li]What’s your sign? (I’m a Gemnii)[/li][li]How old are you? (I’m 27)[/li][li]What do you do for a living? (I sit in a cubicle for 8 hours a day)[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? (Mine smell like broccli)[/li][li]Spouse, kids? (Have a Mr. but no little Sunshines)[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? (I love Rainbow Punch)[/li][li]Where do you live? (I live in a little apartment in Denver)[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? (I use both liquid and dryer sheets for each load)[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? (I use a filter pitcher)[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? (diet Coke for me)[/li][li]Siblings? (I have two brothers, I’m the baby)[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? (oooh…hard one. Toss up for me between Lisa and Ralph. My cat’s breath smells like cat food…)[/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? (I’m gonna say not. Although sometimes I think my father is an alien.)[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? (another tough one…I’ll go with…tail. What the hell.)[/li][li]What color is your hair? (I’m light brown w/ highlights)[/li][/ul]

That’s about all I can come up with right now…but I would love to hear from EVERYBODY, and please, feel free to add your own questions!

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[li]I actually have two signs, or rather two combined into one uber sign. Virgimini. I’m the virgin twins.[/li][li]Older than Cro-Magnon man, but younger than the Neanderthals.[/li][li]I make cubes for Sunshine to sit in.[/li][li]Armpits.[/li][li]No thank you. My father had a spouse and kids. It didn’t work for him, so I’m not gonna even attempt that.[/li][li]Pork. Or jalapeno, whatever’s available.[/li][li]At the E-470 Toll Plaza. Heh.[/li][li]Liquid in the dryer, sheets in the washer. Clothes in the shower. Towels in the toilet. Sheets in the dishwasher. No starch. What a damned mess.[/li][li]Beer.[/li][li]Beer.[/li][li]Until the pigs ate 'em. I told ya the kid thing didn’t work for my father.[/li][li]Allan. The Wyoming Senator.[/li][li]UFO’s? Udo Fried Octopus? I don’t think so. At least I’ve never seen it on a menu.[/li][li]A third arm, of course. With a weed whacker on it instead of a hand.[/li][li]Flesh toned on top, blackish otherwise.[/li][/list=1]

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  1. Sagitarius
  2. Old enough to remember the Kennedy assasination
  3. I sit in a cubicle for ten hours a day
  4. Fritos
  5. Mrs for 26 years now, daughter 22 (teacher), son 21 (paramedic)
  6. Beer
  7. Pacific Northwest, rural
  8. I don’t like the way it smells, I prefer line dryed
  9. Well water, filtered and softened.
  10. Beer
  11. One brother, Jacksonville, Florida
  12. Homer
  13. Not!
  14. I guess a tail, but what would chairs look like?
  15. Salt and pepper
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[ul]
[LIST=1]
[li]What’s your sign? ** No parking Tues/Weds/Thur 6:30 AM to 11:30 AM. No standing weekdays 8:00 AM to 5:00 PM Snow Emergency Route.[/li][li]How old are you? ** Let’s just say that I remember the formation of the moon, and let me tell you, we’re better off for it.[/li][li]What do you do for a living? I’m a loan shark.[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? My nose smells, silly! And it smells, like, fine.[/li][li]Spouse, kids? No, and according to the judge, no.[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Strange or charmed, sometimes up-- it doesn’t really matter, really.[/li][li]Where do you live? Under the despotic but benevolent thumb of Rudolph Giuliani.[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? On what?[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? Branch water[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? No thank you, I’ll just have a beer with the Uncle.[/li][li]Siblings? Two humans and about 11 dogs.[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? O.J.[/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? Unfunded fiduciary obligations? That’s the toughest part of my job.[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? Hell, it’s hard enough to get a decent-fitting suit now. How about a back-mounted beer gut for symmetry purposes?[/li][li]What color is your hair? What color would you like?[/li]
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What’s your sign? Gemeni/Cancer (My B-day falls on the Summer Solstice)

  1. How old are you? 15

  2. What do you do for a living? Sit in an office, wanna see me? http://www.brainerddispatch.com/webcams

  3. What do your feet smell like? I… don’t…know?

  4. Spouse, kids? nope, that would either be incest, illegal, or both

  5. What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? hmm… I haven’t had Kool-Aid® in very long

  6. Where do you live? Brainerd, MN

  7. What’s your take on fabric softner? not sure… never look, just poor it in

  8. Tap water of filtered? Filtered

  9. Coke or Pepsi? Coke

  10. Siblings? one sister

  11. Favorite Simpsons character? Ralph

  12. UFO’s: real or not? Real-- it is arrogant and self-centered to believe that we are the center of the universe (pun intended) and we are the only on in an ULTRA-astronomical (pun ALSO intended) possibility that 1 out of 9 planets have life.

  13. Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? 3rd arm- my Bass skills would be soooo cool

  14. What color is your hair? Dark Brown

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1.What’s your sign? Leo

2.How old are you? 33

3.What do you do for a living? Networking

4.What do your feet smell like? Fritos

5.Spouse, kids? None of each

6.What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Grape

7.Where do you live? In an apartment in Dallas

8.What’s your take on fabric softner? Liquid, the Downey balls

9.Tap water of filtered? Give me Brita or give me death

10.Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, if I have to choose

11.Siblings? 1 Brother and 1 Sister, both older

12.Favorite Simpsons character? Apu

13.UFO’s: real or not? Real, no doubt.

14.Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? A third arm would throw off the symmetry. I’ll take a prehensile tail.

15.What color is your hair? Dark brown and flesh.

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Jack’s Vitals (which would also be a great name for a band, now that I think about it)
What’s your sign? I’m a Leo, but I’m not vain. Wanna join my fan club?

How old are you? 5, in dog years.

What do you do for a living? Nothing. I didn’t say I didn’t have a job, I just do nothing while I’m there.

What do your feet smell like? Frankensence and mhyrr

Spouse, kids? Yes, I am happily, overjoyously married. I do have two chillins (twins - a boy and a girl) from a previous relationship, but they live back east (it’s a tremendously long story so don’t ask).

What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Red

Where do you live? San Francisco. California, that is.

What’s your take on fabric softner? It’s not bad if you put enough sugar in it.

Tap water of filtered? Water filter system with a filter that wore out about 8 years ago.

Coke or Pepsi? FRESCA!!!

Siblings? One older sister, named Sandi with an “i”, thank you very much.

Favorite Simpsons character? The Comic Book Guy, hands down.

UFO’s: real or not? Unicorns From Oregon? Hell, I’ve already got my license and the season starts next week.

Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? I could always use a little more tail.

What color is your hair? Brown. No, blonde. I haven’t really checked lately.

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What’s your sign? Aries

How old are you? 24

What do you do for a living? I work for a bank at a call centre. Like a bank clerk over the phone.

What do your feet smell like? I never get close enough to find out but my trainers smell horrible (that should prolly tell you something about them)

Spouse, kids? Nope.

What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Never had it.

Where do you live? UK. Small town in the north.

What’s your take on fabric softner? A liquid in the wash.

Tap water of filtered? Tap water is all I can be bothered with.

Coke or Pepsi? Diet coke rules. I drink way too much and should prolly buy some shares in the company to get some of my hard earned cash back.

Siblings? Older sister, younger brother.

Favorite Simpsons character? McBain or Homer

UFO’s: real or not? “I want to beleive” (X-phile). No one have proved or disproved. I have an open mind on the topic.

Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? I think a tail would be cool.

What color is your hair? GINGER!!!

Rick

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What’s your sign? Aquarius

How old are you? 18

What do you do for a living? currently unemployed college student
What do your feet smell like? I don’t know

Spouse, kids? Nope

What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Mountain Grape

Where do you live? I live in an old, falling apart house in a very small villiage semi-rural central Ohio

What’s your take on fabric softner? I have no idea

Tap water of filtered? Cheap bottled water

Coke or Pepsi? Coke

Siblings? 2 younger brothers

Favorite Simpsons character? This is hard, Flanders, maybe Mr Burns, Lisa perhaps. Lenny! or maybe Ralf

UFO’s: real or not? Sure there are UFOs, until
they are identified as frisbees on strings :wink:

Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? Third arm I guess

What color is your hair? Brown

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[li]What’s your sign? Cancer.[/li][li]How old are you? 22[/li][li]What do you do for a living? Cashier at KrapMart[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? Like vile rotten cheese[/li][li]Spouse, kids? No, not yet[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Grape[/li][li]Where do you live? Pittsburgh[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? Smells lovely, but makes me break out[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? filtered[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? Can’t tell the difference[/li][li]Siblings? Younger sister, 15[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? Bart. He’s just so cute![/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? They could be.[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? A tail. When I was little, I always wanted to have a tail, and I had this lion tail my mom made for me when I had to be a lion in a Christmas pageant…I loved to pin it on and wear it around the house![/li]What color is your hair? Brown

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  1. Aquarius.
  2. 23
  3. Air Force Civil Engineer. I blow stuff up, and rebuild it. I’m a “Bob Vila” of the Air Force.
  4. Leather and Gold Bond
  5. No spouse, no kids. One dog, 3 goldfish.
  6. Grape. Definitely Grape.
  7. My own room, 4 bedroom house, Minot ND.
  8. Used when available, whatever is available.
  9. Filtered. Doesn’t taste so ‘funky’.
  10. Diet Coke, and/or Regular Pepsi.
  11. Two younger sisters. I’m the big bad evil beat-em-up big brother of the house.
  12. My aunt and uncle actually call me “Bart”
  13. Real, by definition. If you don’t know what it is, it is an ‘unidentified flying object’. Aliens? I’ve met Canadians living here before. . .
  14. Third arm. That way we can drink more beer.
  15. Dirty blond. With one spot of lighter blond in the left rear quarter of my hair.

How’d I do?

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What’s your sign? Sagitarrius.

How old are you? 19.

What do you do for a living? Go to school and make people fat.

What do your feet smell like? A musty cabin.

Spouse, kids? Nope.

What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Red.

Where do you live? In Saskatoon.

What’s your take on fabric softner? Dryer sheets in each load.

Tap water of filtered? Filtered.

Coke or Pepsi? Coke.

Siblings? One older brother named Levi. He smells.

Favorite Simpsons character? Ralph.

UFO’s: real or not? I have an alien phobia, so I will say real.

Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? As long as it wasn’t ratlike, a tail.

What color is your hair? Naturally - Dark brown, Right now - Light Blue.

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  1. “Trespassers Will.”

  2. 21, since the first Reagan Administration.

  3. Professional bad example.

  4. Saddam’s chemical weapon stockpile.

  5. Not since the murder…er, divorce/none that I know of.

  6. Bourbon.

  7. Under the basement stairs.

  8. Makes a shitty mixer with tequila.

  9. Coors.

  10. RC.

  11. I don’t recall.

  12. Who?

  13. Of course they’re real–how else would you explain some of the posters here?

  14. A third arm–then my stock in deodorant companies would go up.

  15. Electric blue–I get laughed at a lot.

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[LIST=1]
[li]What’s your sign? Aquarius[/li][li]How old are you? (I’m 29 til February)[/li][li]What do you do for a living? (customer service rep for a catalog company while I put myself through college)[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? (Uhhh…feet?)[/li][li]Spouse, kids? (OMG NO!!!)[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? (I haven’t had KoolAid since I was what, 12?)[/li][li]Where do you live? (I live in an apartment in St. Cloud, MN)[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? (Gross! Make it go away!!)[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? (Tap)[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? (diet Dr. Pepper, thanks)[/li][li]Siblings? (Oldest of 3, one brother, one sis)[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? (Bart, of course - what a silly question)[/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? (Not. Although there really is life out there someplace)[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? (Ever carry a bunch of boxes into the house? Arm, definitely the arm)[/li][li]What color is your hair? (Depending on the season, either blonde or dark brown)[/li][/ul]

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What’s your sign? Virgo or Libra, depending on which chart one reads (my birthday’s on the autumnal equinox). But since I don’t believe in astrology anyway, it matters very little.
How old are you? Old enough to have voted for Reagan. Twice :slight_smile:
What do you do for a living? I’m a copy editor, having at last found something I’m good at after a long and checkered path.
What do your feet smell like? Well, I have no sense of smell myself, and I’m certainly not going to ask somebody.
Spouse, kids? None of the above.
What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-Aid? I think the blue is the prettiest, but they all taste the same.
Where do you live? I have half a bungalow in Los Angeles.
What’s your take on fabric softener? It’s all a scam.
Tap water or filtered? The bottled stuff for me.
Coke or Pepsi? Caffeine-free Diet Coke, which makes drinking it at all just about completely pointless.
Siblings? Older sister, younger brother – a middle child am I.
Favorite Simpsons character? Hate 'em all.
UFO’s: real or not? Nope. Though there may or may not be life on other planets, I’m not persuaded it has made itself heard here as yet.
Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? The tail, for sure.
What color is your hair? Emergency orange.

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[LIST=1]
[li]What’s your sign? Libra[/li][li]How old are you? 30[/li][li]What do you do for a living? Medical Transcriptionist (sit on my ass and type for six hours straight)[/li][li]What do your feet smell like? I’ve been wearing old tennis shoes with no socks all day, so I imagine they smell pretty rancid right about now[/li][li]Spouse, kids? One hubby, slightly used. Four kids; three sons, one daughter[/li][li]What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Tropical Punch[/li][li]Where do you live? Rented condo in SE Michigan[/li][li]What’s your take on fabric softner? dryer sheets are one of the best inventions ever[/li][li]Tap water of filtered? Tap water, only because I’m too cheap to buy a water filter[/li][li]Coke or Pepsi? Coke[/li][li]Siblings? One full sister, one half-brother, one stepbrother, and one stepsister.[/li][li]Favorite Simpsons character? Homer (mmmmmmm…donuts)[/li][li]UFO’s: real or not? Anything is possible, I suppose[/li][li]Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? A tail would be cool[/li][li]What color is your hair? **Medium blonde, but it’s fake (real color is dark blonde/light brunette)[/li][/ul]

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What’s your sign? Leo
How old are you? 32
What do you do for a living? Mistress
What do your feet smell like? Feet, not a boys gym locker though
Spouse, kids? Blissfully without either, but the occasional sex binge is good
What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Beer
Where do you live? Conservative, Republican, gay hating, wiccan hating, etc… Colorado Springs – pretty much assholeville
What’s your take on fabric softner? Bounce
Tap water of filtered? Tap baby, I do take advantage of some of the best water in the country
Coke or Pepsi? Beer
Siblings? Older bro, step-bro but both are bros to me
Favorite Simpsons character? I think I have watched it all of two times in my life so I have no thoughts on this
UFO’s: real or not? They’ve come to take me away, haha, hoho, hehe – thinking that Dr. Laura is one of them though
Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? How about more intelligent brains?
What color is your hair? I still have all mine, I missed OpalCat shaving hers off!!! Still pissed over that!

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What’s your sign? Sagittarius.
How old are you? 28. Old enough to remember “Safety Dance”.
What do you do for a living? Surf the internet at a doomed little IT startup.
What do your feet smell like? Pavement. I have a hole in my shoe.
Spouse, kids? Fiancee, no kids.
What’s your favorite flavor of Kool-aid? Jonestown Swirl
Where do you live? Tokyo
What’s your take on fabric softner? Don’t need it, don’t use it.
Tap water of filtered? Tap.
Coke or Pepsi? Coffee
Siblings? None. Same for my SO. Our family reunions are kinda quiet.
Favorite Simpsons character? Krusty
UFO’s: real or not? “What’s that up there?” “I dunno.” real.
Would you prefer humans had a third arm or a prehensile tail? 3rd arm. I get light-headed just thinking of the possibilities…
What color is your hair? Dark red/brown on my scalp, lighter on my chin.

–sublight.