My last temper tantrum was actually at the DMV.
See, I got married. So I went down to the DMV the Tuesday after the wedding (during my honeymoon - but hey, it was a day I had off, and there is no way to schedule a day so that I can both go to work and go to the DMV). I carefully checked the available information about what is required to get a NYS driver’s license (as I had to not only change the name, but change from an Alaska DL to a NY DL). I also, just to be safe, called up the week before and asked what would be required.
So I wait in the tremendously long line for the best part of an hour, patiently reading my book. Waiting in good spirits. It’s tedious, but necessary, and also kind of exciting. My new name! Yay!
At long last I’m at the head of the line, and the clerk inspects all my documents and then goes away carrying my current, valid license. This is because the State of Alaska, instead of issuing new licenses when renewing, mails you a sticker which you then affix to the back of your old license, making your old license valid again (or still if you do this in a timely fashion). This whole concept baffles the DMV Lady so she gives me over to her supervisor. Her supervisor is the Archtypal Evil Civil Servant. She is snippy and bitchy and rude and accuses me of fraud and deception.
Nevermind that both the Federal and State governments accepted my license without comment when I passed the bar(s) and obtained my license to practice law. Nevermind that TSA’s the world over accept my license as valid (albeit usually after a short explanation of the whole sticker thing). Nevermind that the State of Alaska is perfectly content with the condition of my license (which I know because three months ago I was visiting my parents there and got pulled over, and no comment was made, except to note that my license would expire in another 9 months so I might want to consider renewing early).
I had a stressful month.
I lost it. In an epic fashion. I made supremely bitchy snarkily logical comments. I was icily nastily polite. I made implications that were so far beyond rude I shudder to contemplate them now. I refused to leave. I refused to move from my spot in line. I refused to come back another day. I demanded to speak with her supervisor. She denied having one. I insisted. I called the Governor of the State of Alaska and made him assure her my license was vaild.* I questioned her character, motivation and competance. She tried storming away, and I just harassed her underlings until one of them went and got her back for me. She threatened to call the police. I threatened to call the news. Eventually, we attracted the attention of another supervisor. Who took one look at my license, I explained about the sticker, he shrugged and took my picture and sent me over to the cashier.
In a movement I’m not proud of, I stuck my tongue out at the Evil Lady and said “I told you so, you stupid bitch.”
People applauded.
I paid my forty bucks and left in a fever of self-righteous triumph. I didn’t start feeling like an idiot for almost two hours :smack:
*Hey, it’s a small state. Not so many constituents. Not to mention my dad has a habit of calling up governmental officials and bullying his way up the ladder whenever he gets irked with something vaguely governmental in nature. He’s retired and occasionally crotchety - he’s got lots of time for this. At one point some idiot gave him the governor’s private number. I’m almost completely sure the governor only assured the lady my license was valid to avoid another phone call from my dad. They don’t like each other. Haven’t for over 40 years. My dad refers to the governer as “slimy cheating sonofabitch” and the governer refers to my dad as “one-eyed vindictive bastard”. To each other’s faces.