Ever buy stuff that is clearly a knock-off of a popular, more expensive item? Tell me all about it!
I love my SUNWILL Stainless Steel Vacuum Insulated Double Wall Travel Tumbler, aka YETI knockoff. It was just $25 for two of them. I’ve never owned a YETI but I can’t see how it would be all that much better.
I went to Thailand in 1993. One of my friends asked me to get him a fake gold Rolex. It’s a terrible fake and fools no one but he still wears it and it still works.
I found a pair of fancy Birkenstock knock-offs at the Goodwill shop a few weeks ago. They hadn’t been worn, and at $25 I couldn’t resist.
Now having worn them almost continuously since then, I see the sole is wearing down quickly and may only last a few months more (unlike my regular Birks that go for years before dying). I googled the brand and found they’re only about $30 AUD from the online retailer anyway! But actually they are lighter than real Birks, and desperately comfortable to scoot around the house in, so I may well end up getting another pair when this pair carks it.
I dug out a pair of fake Varnault (spelling varies, don’t know the correct one) sunglasses that I found years ago and rediscovered in a drawer recently. I’ve started wearing them, because they don’t have any scratches like most of my other glasses, and have a real nice tint for skiing. They are probably worth $3, but I kinda like em! Plus, they look the part.
I forgot I have a knockoff RIDGE wallet. Real ones are $100 - $200. My knockoff was $9.95, and I’m really not sure what the difference is between them. Zero marketing budget is my guess.
A friend of mine is really into watches and has several real Rolexes. He also collects fakes at both ends of the spectrum; extremely crappy one’s and extremely well done ones. One of his fakes is made up of all real parts.
I have a knockoff Montblanc ballpoint pen that I thought was real until recently (on the fountain pen hobby message board I frequent, someone posted photos of their pen that was exactly like mine, and several people pointed out the ways in which it differed from the real thing). I don’t remember how much I paid for it, it was a long time ago. I used to use it at work, although I grew to prefer gel pens. So my chagrin was mediated by that length of time.
Same here. Looked at Ridge, choked at the price for two pieces of metal and some elastic and went with “Mountain Voyage” for $25ish bucks. It even has a swanky wood exterior which Ridge didn’t offer. I though the wood might crack since it’s just a thin layer screwed on the exterior but it’s been over a year and held up fine.
I own about 15-20 sets of polyhedral dice that I bought off AliExpress for $1.50-3.00 a pop versus ~$15 for a set of Chessex dice. Some experimentation showed the dice I tested were as random as the Chessex dice and I wouldn’t be surprised if they rolled off the same conveyor belt.
I forgot all about the one I had. Those pens were all the rage in the 90s. Mine was a shitty fake and never felt comfortable to me so I tossed it or gave it away.
Knock off Swiss(ish) Army Knives.
Cheap.
Get em at American Science and Supply.
I got a buncha them for $30, & give em away as Xmas gifts. Folks mistake me for classy.
Also, Kroger knock-off Breathe Right strips. (IMHO, the Kroger ones work better!)
In Türkiye - specifically Kusadasi and Efes - there’s a chain called Genuine Fake Watches. I have no need for one so I didn’t browse, but I admired their cheek.
I have a couple guitars that are knockoffs. A Gibson Flying-V made by Hondo in the 80s and a Fender Telecaster made by Squier. The latter is a licensed knock-off while the first is now referred to as a “lawsuit Gibson”.
I previously owned a 4-cylinder 1988 Ford Mustang that was a piss-poor knockoff of a proper pony car.
The only example I can think of offhand is, rather oddly, in the area of groceries. The Loblaws chain of supermarkets (and the half-dozen other chains they currently own) used to be headed by a really cool guy named Dave Nichols, who famously traveled the world looking for new flavours and food ideas for his stores. These were incorporated into a line of premium store-brand products carrying the “President’s Choice” label, most famously the PC line of internationally-inspired sauces and marinades. But where “knock-off” comes in is that the PC brand also features store-branded versions of many commodity products, and because of the legacy of quality inspired by Nichols, many of these “knock-offs” are actually superior to national brands.