So I’m feeling a little crampy, lying on the couch flipping channels, mindlessly killing some time, and I stop on Rickie Lake. The topic is one of the two it always is: tits or infidelity. Today it was tits. Surgically enhanced tits, and the spin was “Surprising results of Breast Surgery”. We get the pre-enhancment picture of the attractive but tiny-breasted girl, she comes out with her new and improved and apparantly very well done new breasts which are not especially excessive, and greets the boyfriend who hasn’t seen them before.
Everyone is grinning and applauding and happy (particularly the boyfriend) that the nice young lady now has nice, larger fake breasts. Rickie is asking her how she feels about her new breasts and I swear to fucking god this is (part) of her reply, only slightly paraphrased:
“I feel like I count more now. Like people will listen to what I have to say.”
** WHAT?!? ** *
I… bu…gah…blrb…gah…
I’m sorry, I’m speechless with horror that we’ve reached this place. I have no clever rant, I’m simply… mortified.
So. Someone please convince me I imagined the whole thing, and we are not fucking doomed.
Don’t worry, Stoid. Most of us aren’t anywhere near that place, and it’s only a matter of time before people who are take themselves out of the gene-pool, whether it be in a soup-related accident, or something else entirely.
She obviously has no experience with how men treat larger-breasted women - they’ll look more, not listen more. Dressing up as a man, now that will get you listened to more. Not getting bigger boobies.
But you probably imagined the whole thing, Stoid, cause I find it hard to believe anybody is stupid enough to actually say that.
Don’t worry, there really are people who are stupid enough to say that. And when you think about it, we’re really only talking medium stupidity here, not the extreme stuff.
You can see the thoughts going through Young Ms. Bimbo’s head:
“Guys ignore me because I have small tits.” (OK.)
“Guys would pay attention to me if I had larger tits.” (It follows.)
“Guys would pay attention to what I say if I had larger tits.” (Fallacy! Truth being:)
“Guys would pay more attention to my tits if I had larger tits.” (Which is what any person of either sex with an IQ above 88 could have told her.)
DISCLAIMER: I do not watch Ricki Lake. Though sometimes, when I am posting, the TV gets left on. That’s how I saw that.
DATCLAIMER: I LIKE small breasts. Much more than big ones. OK, call me weird, but I know I’m not alone. Biguns turn me off. Cute littleuns turn me on. I got a bit of a stiffy seeing these women, until, of course, they opened their mouths.
One lady bitched and moaned about how her boyfriend left her because of her small tits. News for you, lady. In spite of your cute nubbins, I would have left you too. Because of your bitching and moaning. And generally abrasive attitude. Surgery ain’t gonna fix that.
Another claimed that having small breasts was like missing an arm or a leg. Um, huh?
But the thing that got me was that the husbands/boyfriends of these ladies all seemed like (contrary to most men on RL) genuinely good guys. Most said something like “Sweetie, I love you just the way you are. Please don’t change.” And they practically got booed off stage! And accused of standing in the way of their SO’s happiness! By a sex therapist, no less!
The other thing that got me was that not one single person mentioned that some people LIKE small breasts. Not one. While the porn industry thrives on the IBT market.
(Sorry, small rant. But this really gets my goat. 'Specially when I’ve told some of my IBT girlfriends that I loved their IBTs – and they got mad at me for it.)
(As an aside, if any of the lovely ladies on this board who are “under endowed” are upset by this… I’m there for you.)
I’d just like to point out one fallacy in Stoid’s OP.
That we’re reached this space.
The fact is we’ve been here for (literally) ages.
I think we’ll all admit that, even though all human beings are born with the ability to think and therefore not be ignorant maroons…90% of human beings don’t. They don’t like to think, don’t want to think, and will resent any attempt to make them think.
