Well, to tell the family secret my grandmother was Dutch.
This line always makes me laugh until I can’t breathe. I have no idea what that says about me, but I’m sure it isn’t good.
“He’s hit Bunny! Get him, girls!”
Send a wire to the main office. Tell them I said OWWwww…
“You… said… OW. Got it.”
Also - "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. "
“Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?”
Awww, Mongo straight!
Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
It wasn’t until about 4 years ago that my mom finally “got” that joke - she was so stuck on the visual of the laurel wreath and the hearty handshake - that she never realized there was a “Laurel and Hardy” pun/reference in there as well!
Here boys, take these, in lieu of your salary!
I reckon you’ve about had enough!
It took me a long time to get “Mongo! Santa Maria!,” too.
“You use your tongue purtier’n a $20 whore!”
:eek: :smack:
Yeah, took me a while too.
Bart: Now, I suppose you’re all wondering just what in the heck you’re doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
Crowd: You bet your ass.
Bart: I’m hip.
Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special; I always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.
"You’ll of course have the decency not to tell anyone I spoke to you.”
How did he do such great stunts with such tiny hands!
No, thanks. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.
Hedley Lamarr: “Qualifications?”
Waco Kid (in KKK disguse): “Stampeding cattle.”
Hedley Lamarr: “That doesn’t sound too horrible.”
Bart (in KKK disguse): “Through the Vatican?”
Hedley Lamarr: “Kinky!”