Tell me, Texmam, are you in show business?

Well, to tell the family secret my grandmother was Dutch.

This line always makes me laugh until I can’t breathe. I have no idea what that says about me, but I’m sure it isn’t good.

“He’s hit Bunny! Get him, girls!”

Send a wire to the main office. Tell them I said OWWwww…

“You… said… OW. Got it.”

Also - "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives. "

“Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?”

Awww, Mongo straight!

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

It wasn’t until about 4 years ago that my mom finally “got” that joke - she was so stuck on the visual of the laurel wreath and the hearty handshake - that she never realized there was a “Laurel and Hardy” pun/reference in there as well!

Here boys, take these, in lieu of your salary!

I reckon you’ve about had enough!

It took me a long time to get “Mongo! Santa Maria!,” too.

“You use your tongue purtier’n a $20 whore!”

:eek: :smack:

Yeah, took me a while too.

Bart: Now, I suppose you’re all wondering just what in the heck you’re doing out here in the middle of a prairie in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night.
Crowd: You bet your ass.
Bart: I’m hip.

Jim: Where you headed, cowboy?
Bart: Nowhere special.
Jim: Nowhere special; I always wanted to go there.
Bart: Come on.

"You’ll of course have the decency not to tell anyone I spoke to you.”

How did he do such great stunts with such tiny hands!

No, thanks. 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Hedley Lamarr: “Qualifications?”

Waco Kid (in KKK disguse): “Stampeding cattle.”

Hedley Lamarr: “That doesn’t sound too horrible.”

Bart (in KKK disguse): “Through the Vatican?”

Hedley Lamarr: “Kinky!”