Tell me to call Claire.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[QUOTE=shelbo]
Girls LOVE that kind of stuff, trust me!
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You forgot the night-vision goggles and the hiding in a tree thing.

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[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
Nah, the message was definitely a blow-off. It was more well-crafted, in tone and wording, than some disclaimers I’ve read.

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Women are much better at that sort of stuff than us chaps. It is a measure of your growth, young Pup, that you recognise this.

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Isn’t there not any reason you shouldn’t not call Claire?

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Claire … Claire … Claire De Lune? I’ve heard of her before somewhere.

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The punch line is that it was Claire Danes.

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SEE!! You took a chance and look what happened.

Let that be a lesson to you. Never call a woman again!

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[QUOTE=Whammo]
SEE!! You took a chance and look what happened.

Let that be a lesson to you. Never call a woman again!
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No, no, no. The lesson is - never take chances. Ever.

Susan

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In fact, don’t bother to leave the house.

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Life’s Fatal: nobody gets out alive.

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[QUOTE=Hoopy Frood]
True, but it sure beats the “You’re a really nice/good/great/etc. guy…” speech.
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I almost hope that I get this as the response to the very first message I leave a girl who gave me her phone number. The disappointment of rejection would be more than balanced by the astonishment at such a thing.

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[QUOTE=Happy Scrappy Hero Pup]
But now, she’s getting anonymous Twinkie CARE packages from here to eternity. :smiley:
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Hey, don’t drag me into this! I never said you should call her.

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[QUOTE=shelbo]
Call her and leave her a long message about how you can’t stop thinking of her.
And send her deep red roses, with a mushy card telling her she’s always on your mind.
And wait for her after class and ask to walk her home.
And meet her outside her apartment in the morning to ask if she’d like to walk to class.

Girls LOVE that kind of stuff, trust me!
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You forgot standing under the streetlight near her room window singing “Leaning… leaning… leaning on the Everlasting Arms…”

at 1 am.

The chicks REALLY go for the psycho-preacher Robert Mitchum thing!

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Nah, I just went with the Van Gogh Classic.

Simple. To the point. Affectionate.

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[QUOTE=Cicero]
Wrong thread grrrrr. Could a mod please delete?
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Seriously, I just peed my pants a little when I read that… Asta! Gort! I can’t stop laughing!

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[QUOTE=Nature’s Call]
Seriously, I just peed my pants a little when I read that… Asta! Gort! I can’t stop laughing!
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My screw up’s are normally better that that. Glad it amused. :smiley:

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Personally, I think you should call her again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

And again.
Until she changes her phone number and stops giving it out for people to call her so that she can blow them off for her own amusement.

But I would NEVER suggest stalking her. That’s creepy.

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[QUOTE=Hoopy Frood]
True, but it sure beats the “You’re a really nice/good/great/etc. guy…” speech.

[QUOTE=iamthewalrus(:3=]
I almost hope that I get this as the response to the very first message I leave a girl who gave me her phone number. The disappointment of rejection would be more than balanced by the astonishment at such a thing.
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iamthewalrus(:3=, gosh, you’re such a nice guy, and I’m really flattered that you decided to post on the same message board as me. Really. But I don’t have room in my heart for anything but a platonic relationship right now. Even though you’re a great guy. I hope we can still be friends.

See you around!

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[QUOTE=FriarTed]
You forgot standing under the streetlight near her room window singing “Leaning… leaning… leaning on the Everlasting Arms…”

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Hee-hee!