You forgot the night-vision goggles and the hiding in a tree thing.
Women are much better at that sort of stuff than us chaps. It is a measure of your growth, young Pup, that you recognise this.
Isn’t there not any reason you shouldn’t not call Claire?
Claire … Claire … Claire De Lune? I’ve heard of her before somewhere.
The punch line is that it was Claire Danes.
SEE!! You took a chance and look what happened.
Let that be a lesson to you. Never call a woman again!
No, no, no. The lesson is - never take chances. Ever.
Susan
In fact, don’t bother to leave the house.
Life’s Fatal: nobody gets out alive.
I almost hope that I get this as the response to the very first message I leave a girl who gave me her phone number. The disappointment of rejection would be more than balanced by the astonishment at such a thing.
Hey, don’t drag me into this! I never said you should call her.
You forgot standing under the streetlight near her room window singing “Leaning… leaning… leaning on the Everlasting Arms…”
at 1 am.
The chicks REALLY go for the psycho-preacher Robert Mitchum thing!
Nah, I just went with the Van Gogh Classic.
Simple. To the point. Affectionate.
Seriously, I just peed my pants a little when I read that… Asta! Gort! I can’t stop laughing!
My screw up’s are normally better that that. Glad it amused. 
Personally, I think you should call her again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until she changes her phone number and stops giving it out for people to call her so that she can blow them off for her own amusement.
But I would NEVER suggest stalking her. That’s creepy.
iamthewalrus(:3=, gosh, you’re such a nice guy, and I’m really flattered that you decided to post on the same message board as me. Really. But I don’t have room in my heart for anything but a platonic relationship right now. Even though you’re a great guy. I hope we can still be friends.
See you around!
Hee-hee!