Oops. Heh heh.
Lucky you, that Fool of a Took! seems to have something against Looneys.
I think Mean Mr. Mustard deserves a cake. And a whole heck of a lot of appreciation. It takes a special guy to clean up raw sewage twice and not complain.
because I just scored an ounce and I’ve got milk and the munchies…
I already have pictures of everyone’s puppies, thanks, provided by a djinn of my acquaintance. I thought about wishing for pictures of everyone’s pussies but decided that could be misinterpreted and I didn’t want to get punched in the schnozz.
Because I’m nice, dammit. It’s right up there by my name, so it must be true!
You may have TWO, one for each t in your screen name, as per Board Rule 188405-d.
Any moment someone will tell you that getting two is some sort of trick and that Rhymers are not to be trusted, any of them. That is a vicious lie and should be ignored.
Because you like me?
You know it, S’kat. But you get ONLY one unless you admit that Cheetara only goes jogging every morning because she knows Panthro is watching (and in SPITE of the fact that Tygra is).
I really hate it when you do this. Now I gotta go put my cookie in the pile for the kids. Well, maybe except for this little tiny piece that sorta crumbled off. Aslan knows I’m no saint.
Well, it’s not like he’ll do anything. I mean, it’s your cookie and you’re entitled to it. It’s just that he’d know, and you’d know he’d know, and after about a week of that, you won’t be able to look at your own reflection and you’ll cut your own throat shaving or something.
I should get a cookie because I consider beer and cookies the two most important food groups.
Can I score a copy of the recipe also? I have an a1g coming up next month…
Well, that and he might rat me out to Thor. Or the Klingon Warrior Academy. Both of which would be embarrassing. Or to my mother, which would be considerably worse, because she wields the “Disapproving Look of Maternal Wrath”, which has frozen stars AND melted planets. Simultaneously.
Sure, because Tygra doesn’t need to watch, cuz he and Cheetara get funky every night.
Because my first non-musical acting role was in my high school’s production of The Hobbit.
I can has cookie? 
Because I’ve been unemployed for over a year and I could use some cheering up. 
You shouldn’t give a cookie to me, except that if you do I’d give it to Cookie Monster. And if that mess of fuzzy blue cloth with Frank Oz’s hand up its ass doesn’t get a perfect cookie, there is no justice in this world.
whimper The Skald-is-a-Saint sect has been telling us Skald-is-a-Deity crowd that we’ve been misinterpreting the Sacred OP all along.
Didn’t my Plan B (puppy eyes) work?
I have a Plan B, does that make me an agnostic?