Tell me why you should receive the perfect cookie.

[Angua]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I probably will, as soon as I pick a topic. I have a couple of weeks.

Well, I’ll help where I can!

[blondebear]

@Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension

Heh, [del] Sméagol [/del], heh, Attack from the 3rd dimension has already tried that, hasn’t he precious?

Apparently the tactic didn’t work for either one of us.

[Mithril]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I didn’t bake the cookies. If I could bake 'em, there’d be more than 144.
Um…140, at this point. My blood sugar went down in the middle of the night. Too long on the treadmill yesterday, sorry.
Turn your teleport receive pad on, damn it!
Both of y’all know perfectly well you’re getting cookies.
Neither Mrs. Which nor Mrs. Who is broken.
Okay, but I expect you to do something to track down his puppet-master. I’d do it myself but I’m conflicted out of the project.
Yeah, I’m probably gonna need some help from you next month, because it’s my turn again to lead the talk at the amateur astronomer’s society and I want to look smart. Gimme some fresh facts about the heat death, damn it!
134, at this point. Anyway, you just insulted Galadriel. You better hope Legolas isn’t a lurker.

I sent you one of 'em first thing, Miss Portman. You may wish to check with your butler or housekeeper or whatever.

Not even a denial of cookie? Are you keeping me in suspense just to mess with me?

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Angua

Never mind Juliana, I want the recipe! Low-cal chocolate cookies that don’t give blood sugar spikes or require crazy amounts of insulin to eat? I’m IN!

I sent her an email.

ETA: I mean I sent my friend an email asking for the recipe.

[Angua]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

I sent her an email.

ETA: I mean I sent my friend an email asking for the recipe.

Woo!

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Mithril

Not even a denial of cookie? Are you keeping me in suspense just to mess with me?

Dude, YOUR NAME IS AN HOMAGE TO TOLKIEN!

Of course you’re getting a cookie. Same for Qadgop and the rest of his sidekicks.

Little diabetic kids obviously go first, though. How could I explain doing anything else to Aslan?

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@blondebear

Apparently the tactic didn’t work for either one of us.

Apparently Gollum doesn’t get a shortcut to** Skald’s** larder either. Who knew?

[Ferret_Herder]

I shouldn’t get one. I’d just eat it, because good cookies are to be savored. However, then no other cookie could ever compare, and I would have to spend the rest of my life not eating cookies, lest I be sadly judging them as sub-par to the Perfect Cookie and wondering why I bothered when I could be trying some other dessert instead, hoping to find the nearest-perfect example of a cupcake or something.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@Ferret_Herder

I shouldn’t get one. I’d just eat it, because good cookies are to be savored. However, then no other cookie could ever compare, and I would have to spend the rest of my life not eating cookies, lest I be sadly judging them as sub-par to the Perfect Cookie and wondering why I bothered when I could be trying some other dessert instead, hoping to find the nearest-perfect example of a cupcake or something.

I think Green Arrow used that as an excuse to not look at the Mysterious Space Babe who was apparently the most beautiful woman in creation, while the two Green Lanterns with him were ogling her nakedness. But everyone knew the real reason was that his girlfriend would break his face if he peeked.

[Cinnamon_Imp]

Because I finally braved delurking and risked making my first post just to ask if I could have one.

Pretty please?

[WhyNot]

Because if you don’t, I’ll start posting earworms to this thread.

Don’t make me break out the Disney albums!

[Angua]

@WhyNot

Because if you don’t, I’ll start posting earworms to this thread.

Don’t make me break out the Disney albums!

That’s against the law that is!

[WhyNot]

starts humming quietly

[Ann_Onimous]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Now you make me wish this wasn’t a joke thread!

The perfect cookie would have to be magic, of course. It would have carbs only when needed–say like in the middle of last night, when my blood sugar was crashing.

My best friend makes me these excellent low-cal chocolate cookies that don’t make me spike. If you want I’ll get the recipe.

Nothing to be sad about, Skald. She’s not. She says it makes her stand out.

And yes, I would love the recipe, if you can get it. And so would she. Thanks!

[Ann_Onimous]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Little diabetic kids obviously go first, though. How could I explain doing anything else to Aslan?

You are a total sweetheart. Don’t worry. I won’t tell anyone.

[Skald_the_Rhymer]

@WhyNot

starts humming quietly

You too know perfectly well you’re getting one. Stop being coy, it’s vexsome.

[WhyNot]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

You too know perfectly well you’re getting one. Stop being coy, it’s vexsome.

[Sigmagirl]

I’ll let you see a picture of my dog.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

Because my basement drain backed up raw sewage this morning after Mrs. Mustard used the washing machine. I cleaned it up.

Then, later, she was heading out shopping. She said, “do you think it will back up again?”

“Not as long as we don’t use the washing machine.”

“What? Uh-oh!”

Yes, Mrs. Mustard ran another load. Yes, we received some brand new sewage. I told her to go ahead and go shopping, I would clean it up. And so I did.

Me like cookies.

mmm

[Frodo]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

Dude, YOUR NAME IS AN HOMAGE TO TOLKIEN!

Of course you’re getting a cookie. Same for Qadgop and the rest of his sidekicks.

Little diabetic kids obviously go first, though. How could I explain doing anything else to Aslan?

Yay!
[Discards elaborate plea for a cookie, gets in line behind Mithril, Quagdop, Elendil’s Heir, **Athelas **and the rest of the band].