One of my very first partying experiences in WoW was in the contaminated gnome city (the name escapes me at the moment). I was a druid, it was my first character and I was pretty ignorant in the ways of WoW.
There I was, standing in front of the entrance to the instance, deciding if I should risk going in (I shouldn’t have) when two warriors 5 levels above me invited me to party with them.
Well-- those two guys just RAN. They would run ahead of me, not tell me where they were going, start whaling on mob leaving me behind to fight all the disturbed mob they ran by all the while yelling at me: “HEAL!” HEAL ME!!!"
I can’t heal you, MFer, because I’m dead.
After dying twice-- they left my body so that I could continue to die while they continued to yell at me-- they came back to my body so that they could yell at me some more. “Heal! Why don’t you HEAL!” I hearthed home and didn’t party again for weeks.
Then the guild I joined somewhat recently. It was on an RP server. I like RP servers because people leave you the hell alone mostly. I like guilds not for partying or raiding but just for chatting and joking around. Well, this guild seemed very good for just that. It was a ‘family’ and ‘helping’ guild. There was funny conversation and very light role-play. Or so I thought.
I noticed that, except for the guild leader (who was called Master something or other) all of the other characters where female. All of the other players were female also. The guild leader explained that men are not helpful and start fights.
Um, O.K. Still, the guild was fun and funny and I stayed around until one day I was joking around with a guildie when the guild leader whispered me. “She to ERP with you.”
“ERP?”
“Erotic role play.”
Holy crap! I joined an S&M guild! I bowed out as gracefully as possible.