I have good intentions to eat healthy, I really do, but sometimes I fall just a sliver shy of the mark…well, maybe an inch or two this side of the mark…ok, a mile away from the idiotic mark!
**Here are some of the healthy things I do: **
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[li]I eat steal cut oatmeal at least 3 mornings per week[/li][li]I switch out bad carb snacks for good carb snacks [del]all the time[/del] sometimes[/li][li]I rarely eat more than 3 or 4 oz of meat at dinner[/li][li]I eat a lot of vegetables and salads[/li][li]I rarely eat the really bad sugary-fatty stuff, like ice cream[/li][li]I usually go meatless a few days a week, like switching out a beef patty for a portabella mushroom cap[/li][li]I drink no sugary sodas or fruit juices[/li][li]I like fish[/li][/ul]
Here are some of the unhealthy things I do:
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[li]I eat eggs and bacon, or scrapple or sausages a couple mornings per week[/li][li]Some of the good carbs I switched out for bad carbs aren’t so good—like vegetable potato chips (good in theory, not in execution)[/li][li]On the rare times that I do eat more than 3 or 4 oz of meat, it might be a side of beef. [/li][li]I eat a lot of starchy vegetables and I like fatty dressing on my salad[/li][li]I should eat none of the really bad sugary-fatty stuff, like ice cream, because I’m diabetic[/li][li]I like to put cheese and sauce on my portabella mushroom cap and stick it between a pair of buns[/li][li]I drink a lot of wine[/li][li]I mostly like fried fish[/li][/ul]
When I learned that recent research showed lard wasn’t the killer it was claimed to be back in the 60’s, and apparently less unhealthy than vegetable oils and shortening, I went out bought a lot of lard—so much so that you can think of me as the big tub of lard guy.
I don’t believe in waste, so I gave the vegetable oils to my kids and dog (poring it over their Cheerio’s and Kibbles and Bits). So, that’s a good thing, right?
Anyway, it’s not my fault my eating habits aren’t ideal. My kids don’t like the healthy crap I make, so I have to make unhealthy crap to make them happy…that’s a good thing, right? Making your kids happy is good.
But, enough about me. What about you? Break down your healthy/unhealthy eating habits, you fatties.
And, for you young people out there who think the health craze is something new—it ain’t: case in point.
Of course the craze even predates that clip—recall, for example, The Illustrious Dr. John Harvey Kellogg Corn Flake
But, speaking of the comedic god, Sid Cesar, and his side-kick, Imogene Coca, it saddens me that Coca is largely forgotten, though she was, IMHO the funniest girl to have ever graced our planet. Certainly the equal to Carol Burnett (who considered Imogene an inspiration). Maybe I’m biased, because she was a Philly gal. But, check out this pantomime sketch and tell me she wasn’t something special.
Sidebar: Don’t sic CPS or the SPCA on me. I don’t really feed my kids or dog vegetable oil. We eat pretty healthy…once in a while. Anybody got a Snickers bar?