Mirror Batsinma is smart as a whip, and twice as mean.
In an attempt to refure the above: Dead Cat - Beta Version always finishes his assignments on time and never misses a bus or train. He is in the gym for two hours every day and has never touched alcohol in his life. He is great with money, saving a little each month in order to go clothes shopping, which he enjoys more than any girl.
Mirror Kythereia hates everyone.
You mean, “They got along like a house on fire”? (Smoke, flames, people screaming and running…)
The Anti-Bosda likes SPORTS!
And BEER!
And SPORTS! & BEER!
And BEER! & SPORTS!
And SPORTS! soaked in BEER!
And NASCAR.
Don’t forget NASCAR.
And he has a beard, but no mustache.
Most Original User Name Ever is filthy, filthy rich and gets exactly what he wants when he wants it. He has precious little patience and a fiery temper to match. He also hates animals and goes out of his way to kick puppies ot sling kittens into tall trees, then has a double cheeseburger as he sits and watches the fire department try to get the cat down.
He also has an abnormally tiny penis, is gay, despises thinking about things (as opposed to taking ACTION!)
…did I mention his tiny penis?
Not me. Him.
What?
Guinastasia is a totally organized, super-ambitious work-a-holic who sleeps around with all of her male co-workers and likes doing math puzzles for fun. She keeps three pet snakes and loathes cats and vote Republican.
Big Omen posted here a couple of times but then decided he had better things to do with his life.
MomChatFairy is a smartly-coiffed professional in a tailored suit and stiletto heels. She’s a cold-hearted shrew who goes out of her way to kick puppies and mock anyone who doesn’t measure up to her standards, which is pretty much anyone. She is argumentative, psychotic, left-handed, and heartless. She is demanding and impossible to please. And she’s a whore.
And she doesn’t like chocolate.
Bitch.
If you’re the exact opposite of that, I’d do either of you. 
leer
I’m nice, dammit - just ask anyone!
PS - you frighten me! :eek:
Except for the chocolate thing (and stilettos), I was thinking this was a description of me.
A description of the real you, or the Bizarro you?
Occah Cop is a highway patrolman in Tallahassee, Florida. He and his wife are both born-again Christians and are very active in their local church. He’s a huge sports fan and often spends his weekends with his buddies drinking beer and watching football. He doesn’t think about politics much at all (“They’re all a bunch of crooks”) but he does believe that videogames are evil and should be heavily regulated or banned.
Holy Crap! The anti-Anne is my mother!
The real me. Ask anyone.
Mirror **Contrapuntal **is a One Note Samba who is the life of the party. People just seem to flock to him, ya know? His quiet, non judgmental musings are taken to heart with gladness and great understanding. Strangers faces light up upon seeing him approach. And nobody ever says “huh?”
For some odd reason, dogs distrust him, and the feeling is mutual.
Artificialtreeminster is likely a raid Main Tank type…outside of Norrath, he’s likely a criminal with no sense of humor, doesn’t smoke, is married with kids, and has short hair.
I’ll try to make sure not to meet her, to avoid possible annihilation.
mirror_mcl is still gay (no amount of sci-fi could overcome that). But he is a nattily-dressed, semi-closeted, apathetic Conservative voter living in a well-appointed bungalow in suburban Calgary, who works as an investment banker and is profoundly embarrassed by pride parades. He is on Atkins and secretly thinks that Stockwell Day is kind of sexy.