Mirror-Matey! (And doesn’t -that- just sound like a 60’s supervillain?) Is an idiot-savant when it comes to computers, and just plain idiot when it comes to darn near anything else. He hates subtext in all forms, and just wants to go out and get drunk every weekend. He’s also fantastically wealthy.
Anti-Anne is also very good at arithmetic, but hated science classes. She is an adherent of the religion she was born into, and has never even thought of questioning it. She’s also very focussed on her day-to-day life, and does not like to spend time thinking about things that don’t directly affect it.
I forgot to mention she has a dozen children, all of whom paternites are anyone’s guess.
Bricker Prime is a PETA member and staunch supporter of the “Natural Rights for Trees” movement. He’s contributed to the Michael Newdow Legal Fund more than once, travelled to Vermont to work on the Bernie Sanders campaign because it really mattered, and can’t stand opera or musical theater. He likes rap, though.
Thrueblee eschews all spices, chili peppers, and garlic. Not just because they make her food too flavorful, but also because they conjure up images of different cultures and areas of the world. All foreign languages and world music sound the same to her and she doesn’t understand why they don’t all just speak English, God’s language.
She can pick up any instrument and play a tune on it and her voice, while high and breathy, is lovely and musical. When she laughs it sounds like bells ringing. She loves cool jazz and rap music.
She has four or five kids and would like to have more. She feels sorry for men because they have to work outside the home and mingle with people to whom they are not related by blood or marriage. Although she never exercises and doesn’t have the strength in her arms to brush her own hair, she never gains a pound.
She is very patient and giving with the elderly, children, and retarded people, whom she doesn’t call retarded but rather whatever euphemism is currently in style. She secretly believes it would be nice to be committed to an institution.
She’s proud that she doesn’t have a television in her home and knows nothing about the popular shows of the last few decades. She does drink alcohol like it’s going out of style.