You’ll respond to THAT, but you won’t bother to tell me your hooker preferences? Do you realize how much it’s costing me to keep one blond skinny white female hooker, one blond skinny white male hooker , one blonde zaftig white female hooker,and so forth on standby? :mad:
I mean, just because I embezzled billions & billions of dollars from Halliburton doesn’t mean I’m RICH.
Paypal?
I am not Ed.
You just caused **Marley **a lot of work.
I really do have tourette syndrome.
Because I didn’t bother to read them
I am reasonably sure that Marley is not an idiot. I’m not ABSOLUTELY certain, as i haven’t met him, and it’s conceivable that he’s a savant capable of doing only 2 or 3 stunts, but the overwhelmign weight of evidence is that he’s both clever and perspicacious. Him being an idiot is about as likely as Qadgop actually hating Tolkien and being in the middle of an extremely long series of mockeries about the perfesser.
You are Spartacus! Or you were, until you started teleporting hookers back in time to fu…copulate with Spartacus’ grandfather, and now you are but a pimp in time, saving none.
We knew this would happen when we let the MPSIMS crowd establish a beach head here.
No hookers, thanks. Just two lesbians please, one on fire. <wink>
(See… I really did learn something about dark humor!)
Sorry. While I kept the teleporter after giving up the Overlord thing, I no longer have access to the time machine. Otherwise my redundant kanicbird pitting would have been disappeared along with the victory of the McCain/Clinton ticket in last year’s election.
Dude! I’m not setting lesbians on fire! You think I’m MADE of lesbians or something?
because I’m planning on mentioning tits, bitches, and asses in upcoming pit subject lines.
I hate all kinds of animals.
I won’t be. I’m not emotionally invested enough in message board posts to flame people over them(there was once a time when I was, but that was many years ago). I mainly read the pit to keep myself current on outrageous stories and to get some good laughs.
That having been said, I’m on record as saying I disagree with the changes being made to the pit rules because if everyone was like me, damn what a fucking boring piece of white-bread toast with nonfat spread half scraped over it the world would be. Reading some of the bullshit you people spew has caused significant damage to my paradigm clutch and my brain bleach bills may qualify me for Federal bail out money. Some seriously fucked up people post some of the craziest shit, and then some whole other batch of assholes come up and make them look like the kid in fourth grade who always wore the bike helmet. Soon the train is completely off the tracks and burrowing it’s way into the bowels of the earth. Particularly if some of the pet topics are involved. The best part is that most of the posters mean it. Fuck if that doesn’t make my head spin. How someone could give half a shit about some of the dumbass things that cause trainwrecks around here is beyond me, but it’s stretching my capabilities of comprehension. Coming here is like a workout for my moral outrage meter and opportunity to remodel the sub-basement my opinion of humanity resides in at the same time.
I love you fuckers. Don’t ever change.
Enjoy,
Steven
I think I whooshed you.
(Can I say that? Is that abuse?)
For noting that anonymonster hit the nail on the head with the “Ed is a snarker” writeup.
These new rules barely affect me but I still am no fan as I sympathize with those you hate them. So I suppose I might run afoul of showing sympathy to other posters.
OK, that doesn’t work.
I’ve got nothing.
Sorry, off to Snopes with you and no fair using software that suppresses their ads.
I will be banned for calling these new rules “fucking retarded.”
Eddie-boy will then probably read into that comment that I am calling him “fucking retarded.” (The veracity of said reading will not here be verified or denied.)
While I would probably get away with just plain “retarded” the additional “fucking” would make that insult too offensive for his poor, sensitive eyes, and I will be banhammered.
I played along with your joke, woman. And now you have killed it. That is JUST LIKE a Carthaginian. Cato was right. I hope your entire stinking city gets conquered by the Romans, the women stampeded, and the cattle raped.
Have we not met?
I am reporting your post for your flagrant refusal to tell a joke. I’m not going to report What Exit? for doing the same thing. Instead I shall jump into my Burroughs-Libby continua device thingie, go to Buckland, and murder seven randomly chosen cousins of young Meriadoc, as I know that will hurt him more.
Um, because I’m not a literary giant. When I care to tell someone to “fuck off” that’s just what I say. Just like in real life. I’m not very well educated and if I have to come up with some swishy ass way to insult some fucking snapperhead who is working my nerves, I doubt I’ll last very long.
Nice job Ed. You’re really well on your way to making sure every one that doesn’t meet your academic and social standards just doesn’t post here.