Ten dopers, selected at random, are standing in a room. In your opinion (perhaps this should be in IMHO):
How many are male? Female? Conservative? Liberal? Gay? Straight? From the U.S.? Christian? Lurkers? Depressed? Trolls? Going to go the ‘The Two Towers’? Pot Smokers? etc.
What are your speculations about this randomly selected sample group of Dopers?
My guesses:
6 female
4 male
7 consertvative
3 liberal
8 straight
2 gay
9 Americans
1 European
3 Lurkers
5 Depressed
1 Troll
9 Going to “The Two Towers”
5 In Computer-Related Careers
1 Unemployed
1 Government Employee
5 are male
4 are female
1 is undecided
6 are liberal
3 are conservative
1 is a fundie
6 are straight
2 are gay
1 is bi
1 is undecided. It might be the fundie.
5 are from the US
3 are from Canada
1 is from Europe
1 is from the planet Rigel-7. It might be the fundie.
6 will see The Two Towers while 2 will laugh at them for it.
1 will claim that The Two Towers is a vehicle for Satan.
1 will complain that they can’t afford the price of a movie ticket.
6 have normal self-esteem.
3 are depressed and are on medication for it.
1 is a cutter.
9 agree that there may possibly be life beyond our planet.
2 of those have seen a UFO.
1 is certain of life beyond our planet, because that doper has been on a spaceship, and has over 6000 posts.
1 doesn’t even believe we’ve been to the moon…
Regardless of their preferences, 9 of them are at least halfway intelligent people, probably even the fundie, too.
1 is a schmuck who contributes nothing more than random babble in MPSIMS.
8 are capable of having a normal discussion.
1 will bitch and whine, and start a pit thread because you offended them when you said “hello”.
1 will scream, “CITE PLEASE!!!” when you claim that the sky is blue.
I think Skelji has hit the nail squarely on the head.
Cite please?
I had to, don’t you see?
Apparently, only 2 read this thread and 1 responded.
One, after reading the OP, had the wise-ass idea to wait until eight posters had responded, then, using what he knew/guessed/half remembered of the eight who posted before him, and the OP, come up with a list that way.
Seems I got here a bit early for that. Nertz.
[sub]I told you I was ahead of my time, but would anyone believe me? Oh, noooooo…[/sub]
Don’t forget about the one that will point out that someone misspelled conservative… 