This is a very funny take on the W Bush war by Terry Jones (ex Monty Python) that I thought I would share with you.
I hope kathaksung doesn’t see that.
Woah …
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I used to work at Terry Jones’ old college at Oxford, and somewhere I have a signed alumni form from him. Good on 'im.
Wow. That was funny.
(Goddammit, its hard to type sarcasm.)
Fagjunk Theology: Not just for sodomite propagandists anymore.
It was a little heavy-handed, but I liked it. 
Btw, if you have an evening and a need for some really wacko stuff to read, kathaksung is alive and well over at fathom. We’ve got him confined to his own thread, and his most recent post was earlier this week. http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=10590
My favorite part is still where he says that he sleeps in a lead apron with a cast-iron frying pan at his head to keep safe from the government’s ray-beams :smack:
Well? Opal, I never realized that English was your second language.
*To the tune of “If you’re happy and you know it” *
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let’s look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
It’s “pre-emptive non-aggression”, bomb Iraq.
Let’s prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
And that’s good enough for me
'Cos it’all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he once p*ssed off your dad),
Bomb Iraq.
If your corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your senates getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
Let’s make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
[sub]Disclaimer: I did not, indeed, could not compose this - I received it from a friend via email - Grim[/sub]
I meant it more like:
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