Nanny is one of the goats, but they don’t read English.
Awwww! A baby carrot! 
Heh, the name came about… Well, I forget the details, but essentially my wife and I were discussing anatomically correct snowmen. And, hey, it’s COLD being a snowman 
So do you use[del] Viagra[/del] Scotts Miracle-Gro?
I love your username, TwoCarrotSnowman . 
I’m not a vegetarian, but I’m eating vegetarian chili right now.
And that’s where I’m drawing a line in the [del]sand[/del]snow.
Why thanks
Ya know, 80 cases have been reported in medical literature of men born with two, er, carrots.
Some snow-women prefer parsnips, I hear.
Er, no accounting for taste!