Hi there, just testing if I can post using Tapatalk…
Well-can you?
You passed the “Test” test and the “Tapatalk” test, but as you joined in April but didn’t post until mid-June, I’m afraid I’ll have to fail your “New” test. Sorry.
Wait a second–two months before your first post? You placed your test post in the CORRECT forum? No spam or rants or conspiracy theories or stupid questions that have been answered a hundred times before but you chose to disagree with the answers anyway? You aren’t really that rarest of the rare, someone who got a feel for the joint before posting? Then I guess I welcome you, except I’m not sure of the protocols involved. It’s never come up before.
He gets the clean goat.
He gets the gentle goat.
ETA: Ninja’d.
“Clean” and “gentle” are not often used to describe goats, so I guess that would be fitting and meet. I just hope he doesn’t know what he’s getting into. The surprise is half the fun.
And the results from the medical check-up three weeks later is the other half.
Yeah, I lurked for quite a while before dipping my toe in…
Now, who do I see about the goat?
The goat is not something that can be scheduled. It just happens.
Great… Now I’m going to be looking over my shoulder all night…
Oh, the goat’s not the real problem. It’s the squid room…
Two carrots, 'eh? I assume those are for your eyes, when you’re astonished, right?
No, he gets the clean barrel. Neither the goat nor the squid have predictable moods, so he gets what he gets from both of them.
So… nobody here thinks that two noses is rather suspicious?
:dubious:
Why, I’m beginning to think that that 2nd carrot isn’t a nose at all! I mean, look how low it is on him!
Riiiiiiiight… now I see it!
So we have an exhibitionist snowman among us - pervert!
So, how many Dopers are, uh, vegetarian?
I’m new too. What do I win?
Psychopants isn’t supposed to ask that question, is he? Not until after the…uh…you-know.
We begin our adventures with a little questionnaire invented by the great Bernard Pebo…
And stop your blasted bleating, Nanny. In time…in time…
Guess I need to attend to my profile.