testing a possible new poll
It may be all the Chili and cheese I ate yesterday but I decided to go #2.
And pie ------ never forget to include pie in your poll.
Hey, someone’s stuffing the ballot box; you think his name is Chad?
Didn’t they hang him?
I am soooo ashamed of myself for that one.
“Candidate Name 2” has my unqualified endorsement to become unrestricted ruler of the universe.
Choose the one correct answer among the four choices given.
- Watch over
A. Care
B. Steal
C. Buy
D. Lease
- A stinker
A. Dog
B. Cat
C. Bird
D. Gerbil
- You are so nice!
A. Light
B. Sound
C. Wind
D. Water
- You are so chicken!
A. Cow
B. Tree
C. Hole
D. Lion
- Cold
A. Q
B. R
C. M
D. X
- You made a mess!
A. Rob
B. Loot
C. Steal
D. Filch
- Bad illness
A. Leo
B. Aries
C. Cancer
D. Libra
- Place
A. But
B. And
C. Too
D. If
- Divide
A. Awake
B. Amuse
C. Aloft
D. Arise
- Game
A. Owe
B. Pay
C. Due
D. Sue
:mad: Damn it! everybody is voting for that sell-out corporatist neo-liberal tree hugger socialist commie of Number 2
Because every candidate is crap and we’re tired of getting pissed on?
1 ---- A. Care
2 ---- B. Cat
3 ---- B. Sound
4 ---- A. Cow
5 ---- D. X
6 ---- B. Loot
7 ---- C. Cancer
8 ---- B. And
9 ---- B. Amuse
10 ---- D. Sue
They add up to an elephant lying on his back. Wearing a hat.
I would not vote for Individual 1.
BTW, You failed the test kopek. 30% is not passing.
Here is one more for extra credit:
- Famous Star
A. Scion
B. Will
C. Heiress
D. Beneficiary
E. Hamburger
Not even close. No points for you.
I can’t decide, so I didn’t vote. I’m spechless.
Abacab
Hamburger was not a choice. Nor was Carl. No votes for you.
- TV Show
A. GLOW
B. Dark
C. Crown
D. Mirror
- Pain Reliever
A. O’er
B. ‘Tis
C. Ol’
D. I’ve
Put up all the additions you wish; I will proudly stand by my 30%. Just like that biochem course I hardly took in college. 
You voted Candidate 1, didn’t you?
Candidate 2 stands for excellence. Candidate 2 would never stand for 30%. Vote Candidate 2!