Junk in the trunk!
Punks in a bunk!
Monks in a funk!
reported
Thanks for reporting, we’ll be sure to take some sort of action sometime soon. 
This goes into the “what is he testing” test post file.
It was time for Elmo to leave the order. Past time.
Detaching the large, soft globes and putting them back in the case Josie chose instead a pair of compact titanium action breasts and clicked them into place.
Lana was intrigued at the anatomical differences between a Kryptonian penis and a human penis.
The miniature bulldozer allowed him to complete the construction of the driveway in less than a day. Sitting in the cab he offered a silent prayer to Jah. It was truly an age of miracles.
Being gay was harder than Carl had imagined. Living a lie was wrong, but at least no one expected him to cough up fashion advice like some “Queer Eye” Pez dispenser.
His hair was parted to the side and slicked down with goose fat. He fancied himself as sleek as a New York beaver and the women seemed to agree.
Test Ad Hominem attack against the OP.
What in the world does he need 100 virgins for?
Should I report false “reported”'s?
ETA: kayaker is a bad bad man.
Maybe it was a “Test” reported?
Some of these Bulwer-Litton entries need work. One sentence only!
You mean I make bad, bad posts? (Not reported. Also not Jr. Modded)
Whether or not an initial quote shows up on mouseover?