But one day inflation
Swept over the nation …
There once was an old dame from Brest
Who thought she had lost all her zest
'Til one day she found
A man tightly wound
And screamed oh my god you’re the best!
Burma Shave!
And the monkey crawled onto her vest.
There once was a mod self-possessed
Who posted in SD a test,
Fill in
Fill in
A sanguinary capillary,
Cardiopulmonary
Something something arrest.
That’s all I got.
[enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]
[enter 7 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]
[enter 5 syllables with the last word ending in “est”]
Extra points if it’s about cats or sex.
My unending quest
To keep my cats off my chest
When in bed I rest.
Now I can attest
(Since I have my current pest):
Cats? They are the best.
Allcaps test
:rolleyes:
:ROLLEYES:
Results: The automatic removal of allcaps posts does allow the the smiley to activate.
There once was the Doper El’Cherry
Whose posts all were usually merry.
Whilst posting a test,
We all jibed in jest
And she locked up her thread in a herry.
