Texas Chain Saw Massacar

I watched the (really dumb) recent remake of the Texas Chain Saw Massacar, and I remeber Cecil doing something on it, so does anyone have the link, or know the real story of it? I tried othe sites but its just about the movie.

Here you go.

“The Texas Chain Saw Mascara?”

Now I’m afraid to open my medicine cabinet . . .

Another good source, as always.
I’m still looking for the one I was reading yesterday.
Had pictures and everything.

More from crimelibrary.com

Oh! Found it!
I was looking for “female body” in Google images to draw and the body shown in the article came up. I clicked on it thinking, what the heck? :eek:
Not safe for work or kiddies or any other sane human due to that pic.

Now that would be a cool product line!

I have a lovely table made of Indonesian ebony; it was sculpted by an Austin chainsaw artist.

Yes; a Texas Chainsaw Macassar!

Eve will start the cosmetics line, and I’ll begin the theme cruises-- “Texas Chain-Saw Madagascar.” :dubious:

See, I’m thinking of “Leatherface Blush” or perhaps a “Leatherface Foundation”… it would give whole new meaning to “blood red lip gloss”, dontcha think?

[small hijack]Reminds me of a brand of nailpolish and other stuff by “Urban Decay”. Had neat names for the polishes like Gangreen, Pus, Jealous Jade, Tempestuous.[/hijack]