Thank you for providing me with so many opportunities to hand out participation trophies.
One especially for you Beware of Doug. Cherish it always.
I’ve long suspected that Conservatives measure success not by the state of our country or the welfare of the people, but by how upset their opponents are. Thank you and Mr. Trump for confirming this.
This. We’ve got “a massive case of the red-ass” about people losing their health insurance, being paid too little to support themselves while working full time, getting kicked out of the only country they’ve ever known - stuff like that. This isn’t a damn game where the only bad thing that happens when your team loses is that the other team’s fans get to gloat.
To Clothy and those like him, your gloating at us doesn’t bother us. What gets under our skin is that you’re really gloating over the suffering and deaths of others. That is what makes you more worthless than pond scrum.
As per that silly commercial I’ve seen few times on TV now: Thank-you for letting us say Merry Christmas again! :rolleyes:
Thank you Mr. President for convincing the Clothahumps of the world that they are winning something for the first time in their miserable lives. All the sweeter when the rug is yanked from under them.
Thank you, Clothhump, for hating America so deeply that you’re okay with the fuckstick currently defiling the Oval Office putting her on the path to becoming a third-world client state of Soviet Union 2.0.
Oh, wait a minute, no; it’s the other thing. You’re a contemptible fuckstick yourself, for that.
You know, that’s exactly what people are taking Clothahump to task for, and rightly so. Taking joy in other people’s misery and disappointment (current or anticipated) is no way to build a country or a future. When you get your talking points from Eric Cartman, it’s time to reexamine your priorities.
“Respect my Authoritah!”
Thank you, Kaylasdad99, for being such a fucking ignoramus that you still to this day don’t understand that I, and many millions of others, voted for Trump solely to keep your beloved skank Hillary out of the Oval Office. And we are incredibly thankful that we were successful. You should be, too, but you’re too damn dumb to realize that.
But feel free to keep right on howling like a broke-dick dog.
Let me see. You fit Trump demographics pretty well.
- Male.
- No college.
- lower half IQ.
- has computer.
- politically clueless.
Except you already admitted that’s not your motivation. You didn’t say “Thank you for preventing Hillary from doing <something> to our country.” You said “Thank you … for having the gall and temerity to beat Hillary Clinton, thereby causing every liberal extant to simultaneously develop a massive case of the red-ass. Their constant whining is music to our ears.” It sure sounds like you care more about hurting liberals than about making our country better.
Exactly. Trump is the spite president. They voted for him because it would hurt those that they hate.
Oh, I understand it just fine, you contemptible jerk. What’s difficult to wrap my head around is WHY you would deliberately choose to have the country you profess to care about (which is stuck on this planet that we’re living on) be led by the WORST POSSIBLE candidate.
Sorry, not into cutting off my nose to spite my face. I aspire to one day understand why you are, though.
Again, this. You took the words right out of my mouth.
This thread is triggering a (good) earworm…
“Thank you, Mr. President / for giving me the freedom to be poor”
Thanks Don for helping me emphasize points with that hand wave with the thumb slightly tucked in.
It’s built my confidence more in interrupting and not hearing what people say.
I think my ass is getting bigger too.
It’s not hard to understand. It’s the same reason he has such a large collection of Rolex watches, no two of which have the same time.
Do they all have “Rolex” spelled the same way?
C’mon guys, he’s the President of Christmas!
As a white billionaire businessman who likes playing golf, I applaud Trump’s tax bill.