Thanks a lot really!!!

You fucking lazy son of a bitch! You may have just wasted six months of my life working on this contract, and cost me a godly amount of commissions. Why? Because you were to goddamn lazy to pick up a phone! Not only that you’ve ruined my weekend, you horses ass! Now instead of my kid free weekend meeting some Dopers and a trip I had planned with the wife. I’ll have to spend it working with lawyers trying to salvage the deal.

Is it too much to ask that you not make assumptions? Is it too much to ask that you pick up a phone and call someone if you unsure about what you’re reading? Can you, oh I don’t no, do your freaking job, you fucking waste of space?

Goddamn worthless ass desk monkey!

“This is tower approach calling Echo Bravo One-Niner. Can you give us more information as to the nature of your emergency? Over”

“Tower approach, Echo Brave One-Niner is not responding, I’m afraid we might have lost 'em. We’ll give it ten and then call for reinforcements, please stand by. Over.”

echo bravo two-seven, echo bravo one-niner is out. running a sortie…

and, uh, there seems to be…

oh no…

CLARIFY, CLARIFY!

CUT BACK, THE FOX IS IN THE HOLE,

I REPEAT, THE FOX IS IN THE HOL…

<a distant flash in the dark>

<static>

Point me in the direction of this gooberhead and I’ll give him a big smack on the head. Anyone who dares to fuck with the very first Dopefest I ever planned needs to be doing some hurting!!!

Yeah, you bastard! Fuck you! What you did was really shitty! I hope you get suspended by your nipples over a vat of boiling sugar and left there 'til flying ants come and devour your skin.

Ummm… what’d he do?

<–stumbles back into camp, trailing a singed parachute.

"oh, no, no, no, nonononononono…

it was horrible…

it was…

dear god…

aiigh!"

<–collapses to the floor crying

<medical technician> <–examines pilot

<medical technician> “this man is obviously unstable, and unable to describe what happened coherently. the only way we can get information on the events occurring out there is if the pilot who originally called in the emergency were to return.”

Son, I can overlook you posting on my messageboard, I can possibly forgive you posting in my beloved Pit - but will you please log out when you’ve finished so that my posts don’t appear under your screen-name? Trust me, you don’t want to be held accountable by either the members or the admins for half of the crap I post.

What the hell are you talking about?

Hey hey hey!! Easy now, Buster! I resemble that remark!

puts feet back on desk, ignoring work previously being ignored

Our spies have brought back reports that DarkJudicator is in fact reprise’s son. Reprise, can you confirm this bewildering piece of information?

While I thought that the comment was fairly self-evident, perhaps I should clarify - DarkJudicator is my son, and one of the risks of his not logging out is that posts made by me may appear under his screen-name (this has happened more than once).