That will teach you not to hit my SUV with a golf ball

CNN story

Every time I think I’ve seen the lowest a person can go, someone amazes me.

The attacker is already starting to play the victim card.

Yes, poor thing. Does anyone really understand what its like to live in this world with an overblown sense of entitlement and poor self control? Gosh, I really feel for her. :rolleyes:

This just gives me yet another reason to hate SUVs and their drivers.

Wasn’t this the same woman who complained about the jackhammers disturbing her unborn child…

…while smoking a cigarette?

Looks the same, anyway.

Huh. Could be. :wink:

Yeah, because we know that all SUV drivers are exactly like this person. :rolleyes:

Is an SUV a free drop or a one shot penalty?

Ah, but the young men were playing with a golf ball, the very symbol of right-wing bourgeois repression.

What will you do? What will you do?

No matter what she drove she’d likely have done the same… cept for maybe a Golf.

I don’t know, the defense might ultimately be able to successfully argue some sort of insanity plea. A person that runs over two teenagers and then doesn’t flee but calmly sits around smoking a cigarette might not be the epitome of mental health or sanity. Sticking around rather than running might suggest that she, well, didn’t know it was wrong.

I pray that the 14 year old lives and recovers fully.

Insanity defenses almost never work, apart from on TV. If failure to flee became established as evidence, then there would be some pretty perverse incentives. While she is nutty as a fruit cake, from the look of it, I highly doubt she will be found not guilty as a result.

On the other hand, some kind of plea involving long term medical treatment might well be in this woman’s future.

Or she didn’t care that others thought it was wrong, and knew she’d get caught so didn’t bother to run… There are many nuances that only the people giving her a mental evaulation will see. If Isiah dies, I hope she gets locked up, (prison, mental hospital, somewhere) and never let out at the least.

No, I think her name was Megan or Melissa. Something like that. Good call, though.

Hey, now, be fair. Ghanima just said it gave her another reason to hate SUV drivers. S/He didn’t say it was a good reason.

Gah!

:eek: :frowning:

Some might argue that you get to **deduct **one stroke from your score… :slight_smile:

What’s also weird is that ostensibly she was upset that the golf ball could have (but didn’t) damage her SUV.
She then proceeds to jump the median, and mow down a pole and 2 humans. She is mental.

Whether or not she’s crazy, I seriously doubt she’ll “walk” from this, er, so to speak.

Ooooh, good one. It all depends on whether or not the young men were bouncing the golf ball ironically or not. Of course, the woman could have been driving the SUV ironically, too, in which case we’re back to square one. I guess I’ll just have to wait until all the facts are in before I flip me beret dismissively at either party.

Did someone forget to water you today?