When your love’s too complex,
And you pay to have sex,
That’s a-whore-e!
When four paws hit the gound,
And the beast makes a sound,
That’s a-roar-e!
When good health’s too much fuss,
And your wound’s full of puss,
That’s a-sore-e!
Everybody join in, you know the tune!
(credit thomasm for the first one, I’m to blame for the rest…)
JOhn.
When amoré
was done before-ay,
a link is made
to more [url="http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=93629"amoré.
When amoré
was done before-ay,
a link is made to moreamoré.
When the sperm hits your eye,
with a big spurting sigh,
that’s amoré!
::d&R::
-Tcat
Apple Macintosh sucks
Windows ain’t worth five bucks -
Commodoré!
blacknight wins.
what? no, i don’t know how you score these, but HE WINS.
whatever the prize is.
When a snake swims right by
Turns and looks in your eye
That’s a MORAY!
When you drink from a glass
till you fall on your ass
that’s the floor, eh?
When you must make a note
that you count all the votes
that’s the Gore way.
And last just for show,
and Edgar Allen Poe,
Nevermore-ay.
When you think you’ve done this before,
But you’re not really sure,
Use the search-e.
Yeah, yeah, I get it. I violated one of SDMB’s unwritten cardinal rules, “Thou shalt not repeat a topic.” Is there a thread somewhere with all of the unwritten SDMB rules? (Probably not, since they’re unwritten…)
JOhn (mea maxima culpa).
Actually, it’s been done a few times, it’s great every time, IMO. Variety on a theme and all that.
I was just pointing to the other one to note my own particular wit and humor, carry on.