That's it. I'm pitting you LIFE!

The BBQ Pit
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I’m sick to death of this shit! On an Island where there’s only one real town and it’s tiny, where you can’t go out of your house without bumping into everyone you know, in this diminutive community, how in the hell am I supposed to forget about my ex girlfriend? How am I supposed to move on with my life? Every time things look set to get better, they end up getting worse. I’m sick of spending every waking second with this empty feeling in my stomach. I’m sick of missing her, and being jealous of her new boyfriend. I’m sick of trying to keep her out of my fantasies.

OK so it’s not all bad. My friends help me put the pain to one side for a while at least, they are the best friends in the world and I’m lucky to have them.

The one person I’ve met who makes life worth living has a boyfriend. The girl I’m with I’m not very attracted to. I want a fresh start but until I’ve completed my university degree I can’t make any massive moves. I feel trapped, hemmed in, with no hope of salvation.

Someone told me recently that I’m an amazing person because when someone I know needs help, a shoulder to cry on, or just plain saving, I do it.

I wish someone could come along and save me.

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My boyfriend dumped me two days ago, so I feel your pain.

Time, as they say, heals all wounds.

In the meantime, I’m lookin’ for cheap tickets to Europe.

Best of luck.

3

the magazine , the cereal or the game?

4

All three, simultaneously

All joking aside though, I know exactly what you’re going through (I know it sounds cliche). Also, (and this is also going to sound cliche) all you can really do is roll with it and deal with what life gives you. I think you’ll find that what doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger. Stick with it, eventually everything’ll be alright.

5

Well I guess I wasn’t expecting much else. Just gotta deal.

At least I know for certain that there are better things out there - some of my friends are involved in the most amazing relationships, so why not me?

One day…

6

I think you and Lobsang should become real life buddies.

Y’know…like the wiiiild 'n craaaaazy guys!

7

My ex and I hang out with the same people, so I’m CONSTANTLY seeing him. It gets to a point where it just doesn’t bother you any more.