<accent type=“yob”>'Ullo dahlin! Any of you birds fancy a li’ul shag? 
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I’m noticing there’s a dropoff of participants here. This is a bad thing.
Now is not the time to be thinking about yourself, ladies. We’ve got millions of willing males (and me…you know…the alpha male…the brains behind this operation…) prepared to lay themselves down for their country. Don’t be selfish, ladies.
We’ve gotta at least out-fuck Cuba. If those wily Canadians get wind of this plan, they might start rising up in the rankings. Bring more Mexican immigrants! If we can’t get our native born women to start putting out, we obviously need to outsource them to push this country ahead.
yeah, just back the truckload of horny, nubile females up over there, Paco. gracias, amigo.
I don’t live that far from the US/Canada border. If Kythereia and I get together does that count as a half for each country or one each?
Yes, I feel this issues is important enough to de-lurk for.
That’s one for each. That means we just stay ahead of those Canuckleheads.
We want to sexually subjugate these Canadians! They’ve been on top of our fair country for too long.
just ignore alaska trying to mount canada from the back. think of it as the puppy that unexpectedly slaps its cold, wet nose on your sack as you’re having sex.
Kytheria, you obviously need to leave your country and get in line. Do you have new, fancy sexual positions up there?
But, you see, my boyfriend’s American! So if, in the interest of boosting Canada’s position on the sexual-frequency scale, I jump him more often… I’m helping the Americans too!
What’s the matter, Least Original? Don’t like 'em on top?
On top is good for round one.
You’re halping both sides equally. We don’t want “equally”. We want wheelbarrows full of hot, steamy sex.
It only counts if you bang multiple Americans.
You know… I’ve been saying this (about myself) for years. It’s nice to have this study to back me up, as well as prove that I’m probably the only one not getting laid.
We need Venezuelans, repeat, Venezuelans! Stat!
Work it, tom, work it! Merge those threads! The temperature’s going up in here already.
I think I’ll start chanting this whenever I get laid now.
Yes. It does. 
International cooperation must be encouraged!
Boy!
I knew my sex life was bad but I didn’t think I’d be dragging the whole country down.
Sorry.
Now, now. Don’t think THAT way. Now you’ve got a goal!
Think not how you can help your country screw, think about how you can screw for your country!
Only things that should be dragging should be the tongues of the females that you leavec by the open lair to your boudoir, or, translated from French, your “glorificent fuck palace”.
If you need something to sell this act to the ladies, just tell them that a zebra is only a few colors removed from a horse, and that your equine status will drag them to the heights of screaming orgasm after screaming orgasm.
[drunk]Party in m’ pants! No cova charge fo’ the lay-dees![/drunk]
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No takers, eh?
Mr. President, we cannot allow a sex gap!
It’s the British… it’s not like it counts.
Now now! In this age of globalization, we cannot allow our country to fall by the fucking wayside!!!
Ancient sexist joke:
If all the feminists were laid end to end . . . that would be the best thing that could happen to them!
I’m American, so I need to do the dirty deed 111 times. My wife is Tawanese, so we’ll need 80 for her and we live in Japan so another 46 for this country. Let’s see, 237 times a year. I’ll let the wife know what the expectations are.
What? I’m a sales manager, what do you expect?
Bang her until her titties fall off, brother.
That’s what I expect of ya. Don’t you let me down.
In all of this excitement about getting laid, I think we’re missing something:
These stats are compiled by Durex, which is probably basing stuff off condom use.
I submit to you that there are probably more’n a few couples out there having sex and not using condoms.
So perhaps the situation is not quite as dire as it seems.
However, this is no cause for sitting down on the job (unless that position works well for you). We Americans must show our prowess by plowing our way to the top of this list.