Alright! a local guy.
Blue Raja: Well, I can fork-give if you can fork-get…
An elderly Aussie
Horny & Bossy
Decided to Hump a Fork.
The fork’s doing fine
from handle to tine
(But he’s feeling quite like a Dork)
After the third time you see a guy trying to smuggle a gun into prison up his ass, you get a little jaded.
LOL! I have exactly that same set of, uh, implements, in exactly the same box, and labeled in (almost) exactly the same way, including (almost) exactly the same picture!
I think “ohGodohGodohGodohGodohGodNOoooooooooooooooArrrrrrrgh” probably suffices.
This (from my favourite comic) illustrates my point (read the previous day for more context, then read the whole story arc, maybe the whole archive if you have a couple of weeks) 
(bolding mine)
Fourteen?!
As in… TEN… 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10! 
and then… FOUR more?! :eek:
Therapy…
PROFESSIONAL therapy…
Many, many sessions, of PROFESSIONAL therapy. 
And the patient probably needs those Barbie heads removing, as well 
I showed my husband that X-ray pic (because I am a cruel, cruel woman) and he said OUCH! For the next 15 minutes or so, he kept saying “How? Why? HOW!?! WHY?!?!?” but I suspect that he doesn’t really want to know the answers.
I’ll be sure to warn him about screwdrivers, but I really don’t think that that idea ever crossed his mind.
Yowsa! I wonder how they got it out?
Ya think? :smack:
MPSIMS, but this is a good argument why sex workers should be regulated and certified. There’ll still be some practices that can’t be done safely (erotic asphyxiation, for example) that will still be underground, but a lot of safe kink + tax revenue = will for all
It’s not something that can be rushed. They’d have to take their tine.
No love for Skipper?
According to the report I heard today: “Lube. LOTS and LOTS of lube.”
Direct quote.
are you saying that people that have a strong affection to Barbie need therapy?
He told us there were 20, but we only retrieved the 14. Twenty was his magic number. Since Barbie heads aren’t radio-opaque, (x-rayable) He may have been telling the truth.
Obligatory Candiru link.
Did you give the guy the barbie heads back after that
“Oh, no. You’ll get them back when you learn to take care of your toys, young man!”