An elderly Australian gentleman had to have a fork removed from his [SPOILER]penis
after a failed attempt to achieve some form of sexual gratification :eek:
Link (includes xray of offending item[/SPOILER]
I have no words …
He’s done.
Maybe he just confused the F-words.
Fork You!
Go fork yourself … 
This whole story seems ridiculous to me. What kind of dining fork is only 10cm long? Surely it must have been a seafood, strawberry or snail fork.
Cake fork maybe?
Silly man. Isn’t that why they make wiener forks?
The article calls this “a bizarre sexual mishap”. Yeah, I’d say so. Just what the hell were you SEARCHING for when you came across this?
<<Yawn>>
Seen that before…
You really need to start another thread like “Oddest things I’ve seen lately…”
I’d pay cash money to read that.
It’s now difficult to run across anything I now consider odd. Ill-advised? Yes! Odd? Well, my bar for that has been set too high.
<<turns to patient>>
Mr. Sminders!! Get that musical anoscope out of your mouth!
[sub]you’ll need to visit youtube to get that one fully[/sub]
And more than a little bit stupid.
We once had a guy in the ER with 14 barbie head in his rectum.
:dubious:
Hey, my patients have real heads in their rectums…
It was on a mainstream news site in NZ, honest, linked off the front page. I don’t go looking for that sort of stuff.
I’ve seen the xray sites with things in rectums (obligatory - rectum, damn near killed him), but a urethra is a whole new kettle of fish. I’m hugely grateful that I have never had to be catheterised. And I had the courage to look at a set of urethral sounds in a medical museum, and something shrivelled up - not saying what.
But to lose a fork …
Urethral sounds? Somebody please tell me what that is; I’m afraid to google anything that comes out of this thread. LOL!
I believe we’ve found a Fortnight Sale shopper.
Urethral sound. A safe image, instrument only. They generally come as a kit, in a variety of sizes.
It’s used medically mainly to dilate open a hypertrophied prostate, and allow easier urination. But some men enjoy the fact that it’ll massage the prostate in a different region of the gland from digital anal prostate stimulation.
Hence one of the main reasons for urethral stuffing.
I’m a girl, but my thighs clenched together when I saw that. WTF? 
:eek:
*>sigh< *… and some of us miss your stories. You should write a book or something.
OK, well, while that’s not my cup of tea Barbie heads are considerably less pointed and sharp than a fork!