That's what ____ said

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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On the old board I made a topic of the old saw from The Office, “that’s what she said.” When I read it the next day I was embarrassed about how lame it was, especially since The Office first aired in 2006. Is anyone not sick of this joke? What can I say, I didn’t watch the show much when it first came out, and I just recently watched if from the beginning.

Anyway, sitting her by myself for 4 months all by myself, sans the weekly visit from my brother where we “quaff a few root beers”, I came up with a variation. Not one to be funny, necessarily, but to be clever.

The only example I have is one I have stolen from a fellow poster here, sorry I can’t remember who. But Trump’s comment about how if we test more that means we will have more cases. And this poster said, “Schrodinger’s virus”

So here is the joke-

Someone brings up Trump’s statement about testing for COVID, and you say, say it with me-

That’s what Schrodinger said.

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Or he didn’t.

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I say. Let’s put Trump in the box with an atomic particle and seal it up.
If any one asks just play dumb.
Don’t even give it one thought.

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What does the piano kid from Peanuts have to do with this?

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@Darren_Garrison, you took it one dinger too far.

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BTW, “that’s what she said” goes back A WHOLE LOT further than 2006. I remember hearing it in the 70s, and it was just as lame then.

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That’s what Jesus said!

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@burpo_the_wonder_mutt, what Jesus do, though?