The 2012 Election Schadenfreude thread

“Survivalists” seem to lean extreme right and have their own view that “shits going to hit the fan” any day now and Obama is the Antichrist. Whenever I read a post on their boards (I won’t name which one out of respect of the rules), it makes me laugh out loud.

I agree that your uncle is a nutcase. :wink:

They’ve got Harold Camping in charge of scheduling…

My neener-neener is for Rasmussen Reports: Rasmussen Exposed as Republican Shill

Well, did they test them 2 days ago as well?

Unless things have changed since I’ve left the state, Chimera meant the first Wednesday of the month.

Yes, Wednesday, unless they’ve changed very recently.

It was great, Faux News was in complete shambles last night. Karl Rove didn’t believe Mittens lost Ohio. So they sent Megyn Kelly (yet another blonde Faux News host primarily there as set decoration) to the “decision center” to see if they called Ohio too early. Megyn wobbled and teetered on high heels that she couldn’t walk on down a hallway to a back room that wasn’t meant to be on camera. Megyn’s headset dropped out as she was walking so she couldn’t hear Karl or the other hosts. In fact, there was no way for Rove to talk directly to the “decision center.” The production values were pathetic, worse than the Home Shopping Network. The “decision center,” eight guys in front of computers, said, “We are 99.99% confident Romney lost Ohio.”

After a commercial break, Rove started to walk back his comments saying he was just sounding a “cautionary note” because so many numbers weren’t in yet. The best part was when somebody off camera joked that Karl was using a “slow computer” to get his numbers.

The other highlight was Charles Krauthammer calling Romney a “liberal from the northeast” which is Faux-speak for sub-human jerk.

Here are Rove and Megyn on YouTube.

Oh this one’s a hoot: What was God thinking???

The intro:

Three guesses why.

Here’s a good one, the guy that runs libertarianrepublican.net is unfriending all Obama supporters. Vows not to go to family functions that have Democrats present. And then he’s going to make buttons:

I hope the progressive movement can recover from the stunning blow of being shunned by this guy.

God’s an asshole. He just wanted to piss you off, personally.

Yep. It’s because God knows when you touch yourself. That’s why he let Obama win. You couldn’t stop, so now look what’s happened.

Perfect! I was trying to figure out a way to take credit for Obama’s win - thanks, silenus!

Hey! I helped too!!!

She mentioned ‘this is where the audio went out when we did this in rehearsal.’ Kind of sounds like it was an act.

Yeah the whole thing was just so surreal. I can’t believe she said that either.

If it was an act, then that was exactly the wrong thing to say on the air live, wasn’t it?

What a whiny, pathetic douchenozzle. His family and friends are better off without his presence. It makes me think of how though my father (Republican) and I disagree politically, we love and respect each other very much. I am exceedingly glad he’s nothing like that obnoxious little turd.

I’ll be praying for you to reject your Communist God (satan).Mike Turzai is another American hero whose principled federalist stance was quashed by activist democrat judges.

Ted Nugent and Victoria Jackson also had lovely, tasty meltdownson twitter. Savor it.