Blue Velvet - Surprise! Dennis Hopper is evil. Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Harold & Maude - Transcendent impossible love, with help from Cat Stevens.
Chicken Run - Clay chickens coerce cock, create cloud climbing contraption.
Dang rouftop, NICE alliteration! You’re inspirational! 
The Crow - Brandon Lee exacts vengeance and defines his career.
The Shining - “All work and no play”, etc. etc. etc.
Ghostbusters - A searing indictment of the early Reagan administration.
Battle Royale - State sanctioned school shootings - those wacky Japanese, hey?
Series 7: The Contenders - Why can’t all reality shows be like this?
Every Which Way But Loose ~ Philo and his ape cross the Black Widows.
Every Which Way You Can ~ “Philo Beddoe for President.” “Right turn, Clyde.” “Onward.”
Mortal Kombat ~ Kung-fu saves the world to a techno beat.
Midnight Run~ John and Jack from Sea to Shining Sea.
Cool. I did this unintentionally in another thread.
Cutthroat Island ~ Geena Davis in a pirate outfit. 'nuff said.
To Kill a Mockingbird–Rape and racism in old small Souther ntown.
Evita–New World Madonna leads Argentina and then dies.
Swept Away: Ahhh! My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!
Lord of the Rings – No, you can’t kiss Frodo, Samwise. Go home.
Death in Venice – No, you can’t kiss Tadzio, Gustav. Die faster.
Keeping the Faith – No, you can’t kiss Jenna, Ed. You’re Catholic.
Threesome – Would y’all just hurry up and kiss already?
Pirates of the Carribean - Dame dazzling Depp defies demonic dudes, delivers death.
Or
Swan dives, Sparrow swims, Turner trades, Barbosa blunders
Big Trouble – poor hitmen just trying to do their job
Knight’s Tale – Casting call for The Order, But Great movie
Swordfish – Hard Interview, Hugh blows it, and gets job
Memento – Don’t trust it even if it’s written down
**Identity[/B} – And you thought the Bates motel was bad
Sorry, I thought it said 8 words or under.
Has to be
ANIMAL HOUSE