Shit…first Britney, then the Simian brats…now Justin Timberlake
April 5 — Justin Timberlake is following his sweetie Britney Spears into the novel-writing biz. The ’N Sync-er is shopping around a proposal and a sample chapter for a piece of fiction for young adults to be called “Justin Timberlake’s Cross-over Dribble,” according to a publishing source.
Excuse while i sit in a dark room and wheep softly…
“weep”… grrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh, I don’t know, I rather enjoyed the image of you sitting in a dark room going “wheep, wheep, wheep!”
You should try it some time, it’s fun!
–sublight.
I’ll be in to weep with you as soon as I finish throwing up.
<gag>
Now if we could only get started on finding the signs of the starbuckalypse…[sup]*[/sup]
[sup]*[/sup]Hopes that someone gets his vague Battlestar Gallactica reference…
It’s the story of his appearance on John Edward’s show after going to the dentist.
And Connor, I do get the BG reference.
I dunno, I think he’s probably a literary genius. I myself am probably going to buy as many copies as I can, read them repeatedly and plaster my walls with poignant quotes (and you just know there are going to be lots of those) from this successor to Shakespeare. And then I’m gonna go on a killing spree because dammit, I’m special and by that point I will richly deserve it.
Or not, still haven’t decided.
I’ll tell you what really cheeses me off though is that one of the Backstreet Boyz’s brother (who has no claim to musical fame except that he’s, well, a brother of one of the BS Boyz) actually has a few singles out. The music sucks (big shocker there) but it has served to generate the inevitable hordes of shrieking pre-pubescent female fans for him. I know everyone thinks it’s not possible from someone/thing to be more irritating than the BS Boyz but believe me, it most certainly is sigh.
I thought it was about a messy sex act after some “youthful experimentation”…
Hey, N’SYNC at least are fans of MST3K-they even do a spoof of it at their concerts-my sister’s a fan and told me about it. THAT they have going for them. (I don’t hate NSYNC-I hate their music, but they seem like decent blokes).
Aaron Carter. I see that little fuck everytime someone flips past Disney. Good GOD do I want to slap the living shit out of that fucking little waste of skin.
So, books by Britney Spears, a magazine by everyone’s favourite ugly twins, and now a book by Justin Timberlake…
We’re one sick species, I tell ya…
Guess I must be out of the loop…because I’ve never heard of Mr. Carter…another teeny bopper singer I presume?
He’s the brother of one of the Backstreet Boys that Wabbit was talking about.
I laugh my ass off every time I hear one of my sister’s friends call Aaron Carter “hot”. Nothing funnier than that.
::shaking watch::
what the hell ??
::tapping watch::
aren’t those damned fifteen minutes up yet ??