A is for Addicted, which is what we’ve all become.
B is for Burn-Maker, which does wonders for office memos.
C is for Cecil, the Perfect Master.
D is for Dialectic, which hopefully takes place in Great Debates.
E is for Eve, my favorite poster.
F is for Foraminate, a handy euphemism for “fornicate,” as seen in the first SD book.
G is for God, who hates fundies.
H is for Halvsie, going 'round and around.
I is for Ignorance, which we’re still fighting.
J is for Jerk. Don’t be one.
K is for Kill, what the Taliban does to soft, fluffy innocent baby kittens. And women’s rights.
L is for Le Petomaine, an extraordinarily gifted showman.
M is for Moderators. They’re the best ever!
N is for Naked, which describes how I am right now.[sub]My boss just walked by. Trouble?[/sub]
O is for Opal. Hi!
P is for Preview. People should use it more often.
Q is for Quandary, in which I have found myself (because of the Naked thing).
R is for Rush, Coldfire’s favorite window-breakers.
S is for Shayna, who does a great job with the people’s page.
T is for Trained Statistician. Where have they all gone?
U is for Utopia, that ignorance-free land towards which we hopefully strive.
V is for vB code, a tutorial for which may be found here.
W is for Water, something we should drink lots of.
X is for XYer, another clever euphemism for males (thanks, Hamadryad!)
Y is for Yolk, the part of the egg Cecil ignored in his column on the Nutritional Content of Sperm (SD book 1).
Z is for Zenith, descriptive of the Perfect Master’s particular quality of human understanding.