As a member of the actual Deep State, what we don’t have is a unified command structure or a singular purpose.
So similar to Democrats! Intriguing! 
(We’re not always as organized as we should be IMHO).
Begin the thawing of Bruce Cutler!
Every time I read this thread title it comes out, “Alina Hobbit Pit Thread” in my head. She should be that cool.
Alina (Alina!), Alina Habba
Due for a legal fall
Alina (Alina!), Alina Habba
The dumbest MAGA lawyer of 'em all!
Nice.
Alina and Don went to the court,
'Cause Don’s legal matters persist,
Alina was shrill, cost him $83 mill,
And now she’s on Don’s shit list.
Is that the tune from “Davey Crockett”?
You guys are great. The only song I can come up with is:
Habba Alina,
Habba Alina,
Habba Alina,
Ve’nismecha!
Okay, I see that. I was thinking
Davey, Davey Crockett
King of the wild frontier.
I was thinking The Devil Went Down To Georgia.
Bingo, yes. 
But why would we rejoice?
When my eyes first fell on your post, just seeing the repeated name (before the last line) Mista Bob Dobalina came to mind.
Never mind, “Hava Nagila” is objectively the best fit as to scansion and phonetics. Related Semitic languages, after all.
Venus Mecha?
All I got is…(sung to The Who’s “Athena”)
Alina
She has no idea how much we like to ream her
Hold her feet to the fire - void ab initio
My eyes just start rolling
when she gets it wrong - worked for Trump too long.
Have a tequila.
Just in case you haven’t had enough:
Alina!
You’ve heard of a shill named Alina.
And heard about how lame
Her bid for MAGA fame
Can be.
Alina!
The Orange One anointed Alina!
And too late he has found
How deep below the ground
Is she.
Alina!
When she speaks, it’s like donkeys braying.
When she pleads, from the point she’s straying.
Alina …
My head hurts from saying
Alina!
I’ll see myself out.
No! Stick around for your applause!